Trees make me so bitter. I drive to work and I am trying to see places, you know, like ahead of me. All I can see are trees, green, prickly, triangle shaped trees. Then there all all these ones just standing there that don’t even have leaves. Why do they have to be in my way? And another thing, I like electricity. Most people nowadays do. So why is it that any time we get a tiny wind, trees have to break off their precious branches and land on power lines, thus depriving me of electricity! How else am I supposed to avoid talking to people! Trees need to stop making me so bitter!