Sarcasm is my second language. The only reason it is second is because Bitterness is my native tongue. I hope to someday learn English fluently. When I get really ambitious I might learn Spanish bitterness, then possibly Spanish sarcasm. Don't ever expect me to learn Spanish though. There is finally a way to express my heartfelt … Continue reading Bitter News with Pictures
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Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with
Hi, Bitter People and others. There is something that I want to get off my chest. I have to admit that lately I've been feeling empty. Don't get me wrong. Being bitter is great and all. But I have been missing something my whole life and this morning I finally figured what it was. I … Continue reading Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with
Riot Bitterness
Yesterday was supposed to be a riot. But not the kind that actually happened. After working for 12 hours on Tuesday to close out the month of April, I was looking forward to being lazy yesterday. At work, I was able to succeed at that, and it was also a day to celebrate my son's 5 … Continue reading Riot Bitterness
Wreck-It Wralph Wreview Bitterness
If you have seen the movie video game movie Wreck-it Ralph(which I may or may not have forced my kids to go to), then you know that it is all about a bad guy named Wreck-it Ralph. If you haven't seen it, then pause this blog, go get a 60 HDTV, with surround sound, a … Continue reading Wreck-It Wralph Wreview Bitterness
Bitter Contest Where you could win something
I have long been a fan of the lottery and it's miniscule chances to win billions of dollars. I am a sucker for not buying lottery tickets and hoping to win the big prize. Bitterly, I haven't won yet and I blame the system for not allowing me to win it just by wishing and … Continue reading Bitter Contest Where you could win something
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