This lemon was just minding his business being all comfortable on the tree, trying to get ripe and all of a sudden someone picks on him(uh I mean picks him). Do you blame this lemon for being a little bitter and sarcastic? When life gives you lemons, try not to make them bitter. Besides, everyone just wants … Continue reading Bitter Picture/Cartoon of the Week
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Stair bitterness
When I was a child, at some point, I learned how to walk. I don't remember when I first did because I was like a little to young. I should have though, because I normally remembered the momentous occasions in my life. Like graduating from 3rd grade or getting stood up on my first date, or falling on my face in … Continue reading Stair bitterness
Fire Alarm Bitterness
I'm pretty sure that from the time I could hear (maybe about the time I was born or so) there has been this super loud noise. Because of this super loud noise, I have survived for 39 years. It is also a fairytale and because of the fairytale I am bitter. I am of course talking about … Continue reading Fire Alarm Bitterness
Halloween Bitterness
Halloween, the bitterest of holidays. Halloween is according to many resources the one that we all spend the most money on. Not sure what the appeal is, maybe wearing a costume makes you feel like another person for a day. Maybe it is the fact that you can eat candy and be on a sugar high … Continue reading Halloween Bitterness
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