My wife is a big fan of the Game Show Network. It is our wind-down routine that marks our day being over from work and when we start making dinner. She turns it on really loud and we yell at and make fun of the people on the show for being so bad at it. Sometimes, we just get so angry at people for being so thick.
We like to watch America Says with Micheal John Higgins of Pitch Perfect 1, 2, and 3 fame as well as other Mockumentaries like Best In Show. His IMDB is littered with things you wouldn’t expect, like video game voice actor in Halo 2 and Doc McStuffins.
I also love watching the Chase with Brooke whatever her name is from all those Hallmark movies and The Beast, this guy from the British area that is really smart that takes on three seemingly smart contestants. Even that Jeopardy guy that was doing so well last year was on it. I love that it is usually people that think they are really smart and somewhat cocky that end up getting ganked at the end by the Beast and all their money goes away.
Then there is Steve Harvey, host of Family Feud. I know some people love him and I guess you are entitled to your opinion. But he drives me and my family crazy. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t find him funny at all. I think that I could stare at the camera looking dumbfounded when someone has the audacity to give a sexual answer to a question that you could only answer with a sexual answer in order to get something right on Family Feud. I don’t know if Steve Harvey makes up the questions to Family Feud, but he acts as if someone dropped a nuclear bomb on a country when someone answers the way they are supposed to.
The reason I mention all this is because I am finally going to have to put my money where my mouth is because I applied many months ago to be on America Says with John Micheal Higgins as a joke and now we are going to be on the stinking game show. I couldn’t believe it.
I’m kind of freaking out now because I’m pretty sure I’m going to make a dang fool of myself and my wife is going to have to carry me if we have any chance to make any money. I will keep you all posted on what happens but it should be a clown show, that’s for sure.
Just send your thoughts up that I will only make a minor fool of myself, and that my appearance doesn’t get cancelled because of all the virusy stuff going on these days.
Bitter Game Show Network Doofus Ben