Car Investigative Report Bitter Friday Giftures


When we wake up to get ready for school/work, we turn on the news. I despise most news because it is all just a bunch of politics and bad news about murder and court appearances and such. But every once in a while, a news story comes along where you can just make fun of people. It’s the best.

One such story came up today about a person that drove their car into a lake. Happy memories of Micheal Scott from the Office came to mind as I happily recall him asking in the same episode, “WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!” As I was happily recalling those memories, I thought I heard the newscaster say that they were investigating the car to find out what happened. Obviously, the GPS was at fault, because it told you to turn right there. Just like this blog is taking right turn into Bitter Friday Giftures.

Some Fridays just feel like a…

…drive into a lake kind of day.

Other Fridays, you just want to drive…

…into a pool.

Other times…

…a simple garage will do.

Other times…

…you’re more in the mood to step it up a few levels.

Other times…

…you just feel like you’re on fire.

Other times…

…you feel like you are a stuntman.

Other times…

…you feel like some cars belong in the river.

Other times you feel like…

…finding just the right place to park.


…it feels like everyone failed the parking part of driver’s ed.

Sometimes cars…

…just don’t know when to stop.

It’s fun…

…to play with full sized remote control cars.

Just make sure your car…


…get’s a raise.

Treat your car right this weekend okay? Let it have some fun getting out there, driving into a lake, or speeding along a really nice curve or even knocking another one into the river. It doesn’t just want to hang in the garage or parking lot all weekend. Let it have some fun for once.


Bitter Car Day Friday Ben


2 thoughts on “Car Investigative Report Bitter Friday Giftures

  1. Reminds me of a joke: WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
    HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
    WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
    HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
    WIFE: “In the pool.”

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