Don’t call it a Comeback Friday Giftures

You can’t call it a comeback, because I’ve been here for years. – L.L. Not so Cool J Ben

Remember when that song was a thing? Now that I am done with school and haven’t received my first $1,000,000 offer to change people’s lives for the worse, I’ve got a whole lot of time on my hands. So you know all the couches and pizzas and video games I’ve been neglecting? They will now get my full attention. It’s time to get some giftures to make you bitter about. So, ready for a comeback? Here you go…

This guy is trying for a comeback…

7rj0u

…back to the repair shop.

I know Bill…

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…and this year is never going to end either.

I’m ready to comeback…

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…come back to bed.

This guy keeps thinking his whip your hair back and forth dance…

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…is going to comeback.

This kid is like…

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…thanks for all your chair-ity.

This guy just can’t seem to move forward…

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…so he comes back.

Some kids are just so full of themselves…

...goo

…that they can’t seem to ignore any mirror, or almost sudden death.

Don’t people understand that if you play with ice…

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...you’re going to get burned?

Well…

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…that escalatored quickly.

This light sabre seems to be doing whatever it wants…

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…guess it’s kind of a Rogue One.

What’s it gonna take…

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…for a guy to cross the street?

Don’t you just hate when you try to go to the top floor….

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…but end up on the bottom floor?

Now that you have seen all the giftures, it is time to get back to whatever it was doing. Wasn’t it sending money to my Kickstarter Campaign to be able to sit on the couch for the rest of my life? That’s right. So get on it. A bitter friday to you.

ARRRRGGGHHHHHH

Bitter Comeback Friday Ben

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32 thoughts on “Don’t call it a Comeback Friday Giftures

  1. Ben- we need to bring bitterness to the masses. You and I should do a podcast. Can you imagine all the bitter converts? Then we can publicize your KickStarter campaign because I will need one as well. My campaign will be WorkSux and I need money. My fav gifture- the guy falling through the ice. You know it’s going to happen, buddy. Just avoid it.

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