Alright fine, you get this one of me today at work.
I know I usually post every Friday with some of your favorite giftures stolen from the web, but yesterday was a whirlwind of insanity called my birthday, and it was a lot more interaction than I’m used to. Every year, for one day, I become the most popular kid in school for a day, just because my mom decided to pop me out exactly 42 years to the day ago. If being popular like I am on my birthday is any indication of how it is like everyday for a cool dude in high school or a celebrity, I now know that I’m glad I wasn’t popular in high school or a celebrity. It was exhausting and after I while I just wanted everyone to go to bed so I could play video games. Anyhow, I’m back to just being a bitter blogger and overworked employee today.
So you don’t get any giftures today, but don’t worry, if you really do like them, you get them on a special day that ends in Y, called tomorrow. Besides, yesterday I posted 42 things to be bitter about so, check that one out for Pete’s sake. Right here. And I guess I’m going to turn today into a news day for other ways to find bitterness.
1. Another blogger who reads bloggers posts on her podcast asked if she could read my Micro Dreams post. I granted permission, so she read it on her blog. Here’s the link if you want to hear that post from a nice soothing voices perspective.
2. I am doing a guest post next week on Valley Girl Gone Country’s blog since she is going into hiding and wants a bitter post that week I guess? If you want to get a look at her blog early so you know what kind of font to expect my post to be in, it’s here. I’ll let you know next week when it goes live.
3. Speaking of guest posts, I am going on a vacation in the future and will be gone for a little while (don’t rob my house, looters, there nothing of value there, except in the safe, which I will not tell you the combination of 34 left, 45 right, 5 left or tell you that my old Xbox games are in there.) and might not want to post while on that vacation, because I might be lazy/or I might be in a place that has limited Wi-fi. So if you would like to guest post, I might allow you to do so. But only if your post isn’t terrible like mine. So, let me know if you are up to the task. If you aren’t, then you might be seeing an eiree lack of bitterness on the web for a little while, which might suit a few of you just fine. Or I might post even more. So, let me know. Or don’t.
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Lazy day out!
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Bitter Not Gonna Post today Ben