Computer Bitterness

There was a time in my life when I was fast.  In seventh grade, I remember running a mile in under six minutes.  In basketball, my sophomore year, I was the fastest guy on the team.  I ran track and mowed the lawn.  It was because I naturally gifted and incredibly in shape.   I was really … Continue reading Computer Bitterness

Doctor Bitterness

Most people would be surprised to know this about me, but I am neither invincible or indestructible.  Because of this, from time to time, I get sick.  Sometimes I even have pain.  I am very bitter about this, but it is something even I have to deal with.  When my drug of choice, Aleve, isn't … Continue reading Doctor Bitterness

Bitter pictures of the week

Hopefully it never rains on my couch.  If it does, know that I will be blogging from said couch and writing a 200,000 word post about why I am so bitter.  Speaking of being bitter, I should have been bitter blogging yesterday. Contrary to my life as a couch dweller, I decided to go against type … Continue reading Bitter pictures of the week

Space bitterness

I am a pretty simple person.  I don't ask for much.  A million dollars in unmarked bills, an underground car storage facility and a media room with 7.1 Dolby Surround Sound.  I just need the basics.  The problem is that there is one basic need I have that I'm not getting enough of.  Space.  No … Continue reading Space bitterness