Kid Show Parent bitterness

As a lazy person trapped in an efficient world, I have always appreciated the media for it's ability to make me look like I care about stuff while just sitting and staring at things.  For instance, I have this computer that I sit at and if I just get this focused look on my face, type … Continue reading Kid Show Parent bitterness

Holiday Bitterness

You can say a lot of negative things about me, because I am a negative and bitter person, but there is one thing that I am good at.  I am a hard worker.  I make it to work early every day and get sick just as much as other people, but I don't generally call … Continue reading Holiday Bitterness

Mouse bitterness

Mice or rats or whatever you want to call them make me so bitter.  They are squeaky and they run all over your house infecting things and chewing up valuable clothing that is worn once and then stored neatly in the back of your closet never to be worn again. Have they not realized that … Continue reading Mouse bitterness