Back in 7th grade, I was sitting in my Social Studies class, because standing the whole time was exhausting. This really old lady at the front of the class assigned us to decide what we wanted to do for the rest of our lives. Most of the people in the class looked at the assignment, … Continue reading The Bar Is Low BFG’s
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This Dream is Sponsored By Little Caesars
When I was in junior high, I was already starting to think about my career, all because one of my stupid teachers told us we had to think about careers. My initial decision was advertising. Then, when I got to high school, I had to take a speech class which wasn't terrifrying at all. The … Continue reading This Dream is Sponsored By Little Caesars
Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
I watch a lot of television because it is a diversion. It distracts me from being productive and efficient and worthwhile. Anything that can distract me from doing something is a good thing. I want to thank Filo T. Farnsworth and others who helped pioneer television and of course all the networks for paying for all … Continue reading Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
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