I recently got a new job (so weird for me I know) and it is helping with social media for a supplement company (you know, for weight lifters). It feels so different for me because I’ve never been a weight lifter. In fact, the last time I did it was in junior high, and I don’t think I would even be able to lift what I did then (I think like a hundred pounds). So I have to get into a crazy different mindset to understand these people. Anyways, these kinds of pills are all about supplementing what people already do.
Just like me putting Giftures in my post to supplement what I am talking about. (Though nowadays, it feels like the writing is supplementing the Giftures). Let’s just get to them shall we?
I think they can make you…
…run fast?
Jump…
…higher?
Helps you…
…swim better?
Helps you…
…levitate easier?
Fly higher…
Become invisible…
Fight better…
Lift heavier things…
Get more…
…fired up.
Freeze things…
…faster.
Or maybe even…
…the power to shoot bubbles out of your fingers.
But probably in the end…
…none of the above.
So there you are. You probably think supplements can give you superpowers, but really they are just supplemental. Things that are just there to support, not lead. That’s who I am. Just a support to other people at work, at home and abroad.
ARRRRGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Supplemental Ben
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Congrats on your new job Bitter Ben! You really are gutsy to move to a new job during this hard and difficult time. I am sure you will do well and excel in whatever you set out to do and enjoy it in true “Ben bitterness” that makes us laugh. Go for it Ben!
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It was kind of one of those things that you didn’t really expect, and just kind of worked out. As far as being brave, well, I just commute 10 minutes and I have to wear a mask all day, so not that brave I guess.
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All the best Bitter Ben
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I would think all the bitterest, but sure I’ll take the best.
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Is this the stuff Mark McGwire was on?
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I’m pretty sure it was just to help him recover faster. Did you see ESPN’s documentary about the McGwire-Sosa summer? That was pretty good.
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Not yet, but it is on my DVR.
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A good one to watch on a Saturday afternoon when you have nothing pressing.
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