Back Pain Ben Bitter Friday Giftures


I have a lot of pain, in a lot of places, all over. I guess that is the fun part of aging. Also for a lifetime of lifting things the wrong way, sleeping on horrible beds and going camping against my will when I was a kid. If only my family stayed in hotels instead of in a tent when I was younger, all these things could have been solved.

The nice thing about back pain is that you only think about it when it hurts, which is only about 100% of the time. Although you do get distracted sometimes by the pain in your neck, or in your knees, or sometimes in your shoulders. Sometimes I wonder if I was given a defective model and I should have exchanged it for a refund a long time ago. Especially if it has a lifetime warranty. Alas, just like anything I want to return, I’m too lazy or too scared to ask for a refund.

One thing you will never ask for a refund for is Bitter Friday Giftures even though they have a 0% refund if you aren’t satisfied.

I love…

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…getting up from chairs.

Who says…

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…I don’t exercise?

There’s only pain here…

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…and one other place…everywhere.

I’m not sure why…

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…my back hurts all the time…

Maybe I could see…

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…a doctor about it.

Because doctors…

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…don’t seem to be very busy right now.

It’s a good thing we can just go out whenever we want…

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…to help distract us from the pain.

It’s also helpful that we have the luxury…

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…of working from home.

It’s just so nice being able to spend time…

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…with the ones you love.

Doing activities…

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…that are good for your back.

Gives you all kinds of time…

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…to think.

To figure out what you…


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…want to do with your life.

Luckily, my back pain is only the beginning of all the pains I have. I love that I have all kinds of pains that just keep distracting each other from other pains.


Bitter Pain in the Back Ben


14 thoughts on “Back Pain Ben Bitter Friday Giftures

  1. I too am a long time sufferer — sciatica. Not really back pain — just a true pain in the ass that is caused by a bad back. Just when that started getting better, the arthritis in the knees kicked in. Not sure which is worse — they both suck. Happy bitter Friday.


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