If you guys have followed the blog for a while, you probably know that I have always done an April Fools joke every year. Some fairly good, other’s awful and this year, well, it wasn’t very good, but apparently most of you fell for it anyways. I did not ever get a tweet from Rainn Wilson asking to talk to me. Everything else I said in that post was true though. I do love the Office. Anyways, sorry for getting all your hopes up for the people that thought this blog was going to take me anywhere. A bitter person knows that stuff like that never happens to a dude like me. Anyways, to make up for such an awful April Fools Day prank, here are some Bitter Friday Giftures.
Enough…
Make sure you…
Make sure you…
Make sure you don’t…
Make sure you do…
Make sure things aren’t…
Also…
You can be nice…
The troubles Santa has…
This isn’t what we meant when we said…
This guy…
Sometimes…
Thankfully, April is full of a lot of chances for shenanigans and tomfoolery. Let me know what April Fool’s jokes you enjoyed the best and I’ll do my best to copy the best ones next year.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
Bitter April Fool Ben
you are so funny
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I so wish I was. Then I could be a stand up, or sit down comedian.
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And there I was thinking I kinda knew somebody who kinda knew somebody! Totally fooled!
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Yeah, totally got your hopes up for nothing. I’m the bitterest.
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Well, you made a fool of me. I believed you. There go all my hopes of being remotely associated with a guy who made it big. I should have known. Now I feel the same old bitter, again.
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I’m just glad you are back to your old bitterness. That would have been bad if you were still excited for me.
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