Yesterday as I was driving home, my powerful little Dodge Caliber with its V-4 engine and it top 0-59 speed of 10 minutes was being bullied. There were high winds in the area, gusts up to 60 miles an hour. I don’t know if you are familiar with how fast 60 miles an hour is, but my Dodge Caliber doesn’t. I think I clocked him(I think its a him) at 59 once, but that was when a horse and buggy behind me was tailgating me and I felt a little pressured. Luckily most of the time traffic is at a standstill, so we don’t have to drive at top speed very often.
The wind almost lifted several Smart Cars and a few Geo Storms of the ground on our way home. I also think I saw a few cows swirling in the air.
Just so you know, wind is a powerful force. It can come out of people’s mouth really hot, and well kind of exaggerated. There are other powerful forces in the universe too.
I experienced one the other day. I was with my wife, shopping in WalMart for a dohicky or something that we needed to clean something. I was bitterly commenting about something in the store and my wife was trying to ignore my bitterness as always so she could keep her sanity, and all of a sudden I felt a powerful force. You are probably familiar with this force.
If you have two very powerful magnets, one with a plus side and another with a minus side, the two forces come together. Well, I don’t know how I ended up getting seperated with my wife, but I somehow ended up in the Electronics department. All of a sudden, I was looking at video games and massive TV’s and all kinds of things related to gadgets that I needed to try.
I spent 25 minutes trying to pull my way out of the department to try to find my wife, but it wasn’t happening. I couldn’t pull my eyes off the magnetic 4K televisions and myriad of colors blasting my cortexes. Believe me, I tried faintly to get away, but it wasn’t working.
The only way I could resist this powerful electronics department magnetic force was when my wife pulled me to the safety of the boring rest of the store.
Thank goodness for her bringing me back to the realities, because my hand was also getting pulled in the direction of my wallet toward my credit cards so I could pay for all those things.
Good thing my wife takes care of all that money, so I don’t have to spend any of it.
That would be horrible.
Bitter Magnetically Charged Hands Ben