You know that expression, “nothing bad ever really goes away”? Probably not, because I just made it up. Anyways, winter is so dumb. Whoever made it up just likes to mess with people. We had a pretty mild winter, like 50 degrees most of it, until the Groundhog poked his stupid face up and decided to do whatever one guaranteed 6 more weeks of this misery. Ever since then, we decided to have a late winter and I assume it will be snowstorm this and snowstorm that until like July or something. They keep threatening us with snow, which is kind of the worst around here, because it all comes with salt that just makes your car ugly and white. I’m pretty sure we need some bitter giftures so we can be even more depressed about a day that should be full of pizza stains and not salt stains. UGhhh
All this time we thought it was wind…
When I get old…
Someone just found a way…
Also, someone finally came up with the new Winter Olympic sport…
Someone just found a way for all these singing shows…
Someone just found a way…
I wish I would have invented this machine…
Finally, a dunk contest…
Just when you thought humans were leading the way in looking stupid…
Coffee is not only harmful to the lungs and stomach…
Baton twirling isn’t just a dream for teenagers…
If only I knew how to do a high kick…
Well, here is to unexpected comebacks. May the wind be always in our face. May the snow always mess up our commute. May the weather always be in the wrong season. May our weekends always be too short and our weeks always be to filled with Tuesdays. – A bitter man’s fables
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
Bitter Late Comebacks Ben
I never saw the slam dunk GIF until now. In the words of Chris Farley: “That was awesome.” Very “keeping it real”.
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Yeah, that is pretty much how I dunk these days. Anything higher than seven feet, is a skyscraper to me.
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Ah… the good Samaritan who wasn’t—oh that was a bitter crossing. 😀
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I was definitely helpful in a not so helpful way.
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The important thing is to stay in the crosswalk at all times—MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 😀
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If I stayed in the crosswalk for even a second too long, too many cars would “accidentally” try to run me down.
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Demolition derby—of pedestrians! What’s the world coming to?
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A demolition I guess!
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Yeah, we had a late winter too. I thought we were all ugly and white anyway.
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Yeah, you probably had like a cloudy sky or something.
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I resemble this remark! 😁
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Those animated gifs take forever to load… grumble whine
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I know right? It is a big chore just to get them loaded on my post. Good thing they are a chore for other people too.
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😉
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Your gifs have brought me bitter joy this week. And that second gif reminds me of why I never help old people across the street.
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Right, let’s all learn exactly why we should never help people from the gifs each week.
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Thank you, I feel bitter now. I slept in, got up, drank coffee, wasn’t quite bitter, read your blog, and looked out my window. I’m in the northeast, and I saw torrential rain, temperatures in the low 40’s and 40-50 mph winds. Weather + blog = very bitter.
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I’m so glad to be able to be a part of your bitter life. It is my honor to be part of the reason.
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