It’s that time of the year. The haunted houses are advertising that they can scare the heck out of you. The horror movies are making amazing amounts of cash by scaring the crap out of you. Worst of all, the pumpkin spice flavors are out to take all your money. But I’m not going to let that happen. I won’t buy into the spice. Not an Oreo, a Cheerio, or a even a Fabreeze. When it is late at night, I won’t go into a scary alley and get attacked by Pumpkin Spice. I won’t answer the door late at night for Pumpkin Spice to beat me over the head with its scent. And I won’t let my kids be attacked by an aggressive food sampler at a grocery store. Pumpkin Spice is not the spice of life. This Friday the 13th is for giftures, not Scary Pumpkin Spice.
Watch as this haunted bottle…
…beats this girl in the face.
Watch food and other things…
…appear out of thin air.
Watch this haunted tree…
…make a ball attack this innocent woman.
Watch this kid…
…attack his fear of math.
This kid…
…well, he’s just possessed.
These haunted smelly feet…
…can even penetrate the internet.
Don’t mess…
…with the com”pet”tion.
The haunted astroturf…
…was tripping everyone up today.
The rooftop ghost…
…made this guy disappear.
Just when you think it is safe to go through the gate…
….bam, it isn’t.
Looks like Voldemort…
…turned Nagini into a cat.
And how can we have scared gifs…
…without the OG’s of scared.
Have a haunted weekend everyone. I will be getting my scaredest by having to celebrate my son’s birthday on Friday the 13th. I can’t look at all the damage he is going to cause our bank account.
AARRRRGGGHHHHHHH
Bitter Scaredy Cat Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
Happy Birthday to your son!!!
(One of my kids was born on the 13th, but not of October.)
I are afraid of math! 😉 😛
HUGS!!! 😀
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I are already afraid of math too. That is something that they should put in a haunted house to scare me.
Yeah, me and the boy had a lot of fun going to a corn maze, and going on a zip line and zombie paintball adventure. Oh the things they do on Friday the 13th these days.
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Sounds like a perfect day for Dad and son! 🙂
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Well, the best part was doing a zipline at a Halloween themed farm we went to that night. Oh and the zombie paintball experience.
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Scary indeed!
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Yeah, some things are even more scary, like those Mystery Oreo’s.
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Every time you wrote Pumpkin Spice I was reminded of the Spice Girls for some reason… For a second I even thought they’d adopted a new member O_O
I have tickets for a Halloween Steam Train event, hahaha! But when people scare me (or try to) I usually double up with laughter :’)
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I am the same way with haunted houses. They have one here where they can grab and separate people. I would actually love to get separated from a group. Cause they are people. Less having to talk.
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Amen. All that happens when people talk (a lot) is trouble anyway.
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Exactly. Why do people talk? It just ruins things. I mean there are so many other ways to communicate!
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My husband shared that last one about math with me on my page this morning. 😀 This is how I felt all through school.
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Yeah, that kid was me when I was young. I am still trying to figure out math.
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Haha. Enjoyed this. And I’m with you on Pumpkin Spice, it’s evil.
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Yeah, pumpkin spice is just a made up spice, so at least they could make it taste like vanilla or chocolate.
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