I’m what the Germans would call a Schadenfreudener or however they spell it. I like to see other people bitter. It was the reason I started this blog and this life so many years ago. I have ambition in being inambitious. I want to spread the word while laying on the couch. I want to be creative by taking other people’s content. As a big believer in seeing others bitter as well as the other stuff above, these Friday Giftures are the best way to do all these things in one post. Summer is a great season for Giftures as well, because the weather encourages most other people to go outside, get active and in doing so, get people to do dumb stuff, that result in great giftures. So let’s take a look.
This trick shot is all about…
…not using your head by using your head.
There is nothing that says summer…
…like synchronized slipping.
Since it is a Friday in the summer…
…I don’t wanna work, I just want to bang on the drums all day.
It is time…
…for the dog falling over day’s of summer.
Jump around, jump around…
…jump up, jump up and get down…the stairs.
Take me out to the ball game…
…take me out to the…crowd?
I’d like to monkey around a little more…
…but it is just getting banana’s around here.
In the summer time…
…people flip out a little too much.
Finally a news story…
…worth reporting.
Hat’s off to this guy…
…for scaring the living daylights out of this guy.
This lady really knows what she wants…
…even if it is a little bit of a pane to get it.
I gotta hand it this lady…
…she doesn’t flip out, even when she is taking a bunch of crap.
Go forth citizens, and be bold in your adventures on the couch. Just make sure you are recording the whole time so we have some giftures to share next week. Have a bitter weekend.
ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Summer Fails Ben
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Every time I watch one of your posts I think, “Darwin Award winners”
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Yeah, I think people think that same thing for me.
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“Just make sure you are recording the whole time so we have some giftures to share next week” – haha. I’m glad I grew up in a generation that didn’t have cameras built-in to their cell phones to capture my every clutzy move! Just one more thing for you to be bitter about: a missed opportunity for epic giftures.
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Yes, I am pretty sad I didn’t get to see all your misshaps. Perhaps you could get a camera to do your late 20’s misshaps?
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Bahahahaha! I love seeing people get much-deserved comeuppance. Though the poor doggy made me cry bitter tears.
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I love people getting their comeuppance. It is why I live. I was pretty much crying from laughter at the lady at the rodeo that did backflips right into that poop.
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Nothing like summer bitterness.
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Yeah, there is. Winter, Fall and Spring. They are all pretty much the same amount of bitter.
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Dammit, I forgot to save these for Monday. Now I’m extra bitter.
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You can always go back to like any Friday from 3 or 4 years ago and pretend it was this week.
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It would be like having dementia for a few moments.
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Yeah, something like that. So did you forget and then decide to do it today?
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Sadly, no. Despite my best efforts I seem to be retaining full -or maybe partial? – use of my faculties.
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I wish I had the ability to not remember stuff. That would be sweet. It would really help when my wife asked me why I didn’t do things.
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