2 Legit 2 Legit 2 Legit to Gif…tures, Friday Bitter Giftures


MC Hammer rose to fame 26 years ago with his album “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em”. Of course, he eventually did hurt us all when we found out that he bought a $30 million dollar home, paid some 40 employees way too much money for, and went bankrupt. But did MC Hammer, who had to sell the rights of MC to McDonald’s to pay off some debts(who subsequently demoted C to lower case management), give up when his hammer pants were taken? Nope, he was 2 Legit, 2 Legit 2 quit. Hey Hey. He was 2 Legit 2 Quit. Some giftures, like Hammer, never know when 2 quit, and because of that, they will live on in infamy on my blog, even though they are probably nursing an injury or 2 right now. So without ado at all, I present to you, this weeks 2 Legit Giftures.

Another icon of the 90’s, Mike Tyson… 


…got knocked out over and over again, but continued to get up(and will forever if you keep watching this gif). 

 Props to amazing gif technology… 


…that allowed this guy to not quit despite his huge high jump flop. 

These cats would like to thank their sponsor…


…Red Bull Catnip for helping them maintain their endless two minute race, followed by a 23 hour nap. 

This guy has been on the run forever…


…and he’s not going to let a tiny car get in his way of achieving his getaway dreams.

Tune in live to see this guy fix a virus…


…and we are not wrong, he’s definitely fixing…the virus.

When it comes to hitting Beiber with an empty bottle…


…this girl is 2 Legit 2 Quit. 

When the Decepticons threaten the galaxy….


…the Autobots never quit. They just transform…and roll off the couch. 

Sometimes, as this excellent driver reminds us…


…it is better to quit while you are ahead. 

Some people don’t quit when a simple thing like a wall…


…gets in their way of achieving their goals. 

Others should probably…


…quit the leaf eating, if you know what I mean.  


Before you leave…


…I’m gonna scratch a few sick beats for you…

So you can…


…be 2 Legit 2 Legit 2 Quit. 

Well Hammer, I’d like to say, Heeeyyyyy It’s All Good, but it wasn’t really. This week made me want to Pray, just to make it today. There is one thing that I won’t be 2 Legit 2 Quit and that is the pizza I will be eating later. I will never quit you pizza.


Bitter Quitter Ben

26 thoughts on “2 Legit 2 Legit 2 Legit to Gif…tures, Friday Bitter Giftures

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  2. 2 legit 2 quit sounds like 2 big 2 fail. So the more pizza you eat, the bigger you’ll get, and the less likely you’ll fail. That’s something legit you can tell your doctor.


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