MC Hammer rose to fame 26 years ago with his album “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em”. Of course, he eventually did hurt us all when we found out that he bought a $30 million dollar home, paid some 40 employees way too much money for, and went bankrupt. But did MC Hammer, who had to sell the rights of MC to McDonald’s to pay off some debts(who subsequently demoted C to lower case management), give up when his hammer pants were taken? Nope, he was 2 Legit, 2 Legit 2 quit. Hey Hey. He was 2 Legit 2 Quit. Some giftures, like Hammer, never know when 2 quit, and because of that, they will live on in infamy on my blog, even though they are probably nursing an injury or 2 right now. So without ado at all, I present to you, this weeks 2 Legit Giftures.
Another icon of the 90’s, Mike Tyson…
…got knocked out over and over again, but continued to get up(and will forever if you keep watching this gif).
Props to amazing gif technology…
…that allowed this guy to not quit despite his huge high jump flop.
These cats would like to thank their sponsor…
…Red Bull Catnip for helping them maintain their endless two minute race, followed by a 23 hour nap.
This guy has been on the run forever…
…and he’s not going to let a tiny car get in his way of achieving his getaway dreams.
Tune in live to see this guy fix a virus…
…and we are not wrong, he’s definitely fixing…the virus.
When it comes to hitting Beiber with an empty bottle…
…this girl is 2 Legit 2 Quit.
When the Decepticons threaten the galaxy….
…the Autobots never quit. They just transform…and roll off the couch.
Sometimes, as this excellent driver reminds us…
…it is better to quit while you are ahead.
Some people don’t quit when a simple thing like a wall…
…gets in their way of achieving their goals.
Others should probably…
…quit the leaf eating, if you know what I mean.
Before you leave…
…I’m gonna scratch a few sick beats for you…
So you can…
…be 2 Legit 2 Legit 2 Quit.
Well Hammer, I’d like to say, Heeeyyyyy It’s All Good, but it wasn’t really. This week made me want to Pray, just to make it today. There is one thing that I won’t be 2 Legit 2 Quit and that is the pizza I will be eating later. I will never quit you pizza.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Quitter Ben
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Panda! ❤
How can you possibly be bitter when you have a panda video on your blog? :3
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Because one is not right outside my house. 🙂
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True. Now that would cheer everyone up! Having their own panda 🙂
Although… they do eat a lot! D:
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Yeah, Pandas do eat a lot, but mostly grass and stuff right? How is that they are so big when I eat pizza all the time and they just eat bamboo?
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They mostly eat bamboo, but also fruit and special panda bread (at least the ones in the reserve), and naturally they are carnivores. I think they’d share your love for pizza if only they knew what it was!
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If they like Pizza, then they are surely my favorite animal.
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Woohoo! 😀
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I normally believe being bitter is bad for business but you have made it hilarious. You have a new follower
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All I know is that bitterness is one of the most overlooked emotions and flavors, so it’s time it got a little PR. I’m just the PR agent for it to get a little time in the spotlight. Of course, bitterness is bitter at me for doing it, and I don’t blame it.
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I love it!
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My favourite? Mario Kat. But that water bottle kick, WAY 2 LEGIT!
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Mario Kat has some rounding the corner skillz. Could easily compete with Mario in any of his races .
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Haha 🙂 2 legit not 2 laugh 🙂
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Hammer would be glad that you were 2 legit 2 not quit. Please don’t hurt em.
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2 legit 2 quit sounds like 2 big 2 fail. So the more pizza you eat, the bigger you’ll get, and the less likely you’ll fail. That’s something legit you can tell your doctor.
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It reminds me of 2 Fast 2 Furious too(2?).
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Pizza…yeah, that sounds like a good way to end a crappy week! Think I may join you…
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Not joke. I always end my crappy weeks with pizza. Which is why I have pizza every Friday.
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I am that panda bear.
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When you are reading a book? Walking down the street? Or just because you are cuddly?
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I’m cuddly and often fall over and really like to eat.
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I’m two of those things. Cuddly I am not.
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I don’t know. I don’t think I’m really legit at all.
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You’re definitely not legit enough to quit.
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Wait a second…I thought it was 2 legit to quit…now I’m not legit enough to quit??!
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