I’ve been thrown off kilter this week, because for some reason I decided to take the whole week but Friday off. Getting up for one day of work is exhausting and I think after already 20 minutes of work I have done already, I’m already ready for the weekend. Remind me next time to just retire from work instead, cause this is just brutal. I’ve hear that when you don’t get enough sleep eventually you start to become unhinged. Good thing I have all the napping I do during the day and at home or I would be unstable. Kind of like these people.
This girl can’t even seem to…
…see through glass.
And this guy seems to think…
…that he is a bear.
And this guy seems to think…
…that he is a Beverly Hills Hillbilly.
And this guy seems to think…
…there is an imaginary staircase here.
And this guy seems to think…
…Bro do you even lift?
And this guy seems to think…
…we need more cowbell.
And this kid seems to think…
…that Rudolph needs to get ahead in life.
And this kid seems to think…
…we need to taco bout it.
And this kid seems to think…
…he needs to get all fired up about it.
And this kid seems to think…
…he’s one of the Lords a leaping.
And this kid seems to think…
…he’s one of the Lord’s a diving.
And this kid seems to think…
…he’s the Duke of Fallington.
And these guys…
…just can’t believe any of it.
So make sure you are safe out there, or my kid’s crossing guard will come out slap you on a ruler, or brow beat you until you do. Luckily, she won’t be able to get to me, because I will be spending the weekend contemplating the back of my eyelids on the safety of my couch. (Though I can see her telling me to lay on the couch correctly.)
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitterly Unstable Ben