Getting it Wrong Bitter Friday Giftures

 

I was a walking disaster yesterday.  All my hair fell out (I got a hair cut), I got stuck to the couch (gravity can be such a bother sometimes) and I cut my thumb while losing a fight to my eight year old.  Some days are just more bitter than others. If my life were a movie, I would be the Clark Kent to everyone else’s Superman.  I would be the guy that couldn’t get the girl; the clumsy guy that wore glasses before he got the makeover(contacts and a hair cut) that made him handsome. I would be the brick phone trying to make a living in Smartphoneville. One of these days, I will do something right, but today isn’t that day. Here are some Friday Giftures of others that just couldn’t help getting it all wrong.

This guy thought his weekend…

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…would last a long time.

This guy thought he would be an engineer…

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…and test the integrity of concrete walls.

This guy thought he would someday be a great defender…

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…and hole-y cow was he wrong.

This guy dreaming of becoming a great skater…

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…but could barely flipping get off the ground.

This kid wanted to climb the corporate ladder someday…

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…but chute, his slide started early.

This guy wanted to be the Green Arrow…

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..but I don’t think he had a shot.

This guy wanted to be the next Knievel...

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…but he could barely make the latest news cycle.

He thought he could make it to the X-Games…

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…but soon found out that life’s snow fair.

She wanted to start her own cleaning service…

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…but found out that life doesn’t suck.

He wanted to start a forest…

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…but could only figure out face plants.

Like Anna he just wanted to build a snowman…

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…but found out that it was too ruff.

This guy wanted to light the world on fire…

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…well, he’s actually off to a good start.

Here’s hoping that things don’t exactly work out for you this weekend.  Stub your toe on the couch, show up late for an appointment, or fall in a lake. Whatever you do, make sure you film it and you could show up on this blog next week.

AARRRRRGGGGHHHH

Bitter Wrong Ben

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