Or didn’t.
Once again, whether you like it or not, I’m going to recap stuff that happened last week. Not important stuff like what happened in the world, but stuff that happened on my blog.
Stuff I blogged about:
A Bitter Review about The Amazing Race: Because you know that if I ran this race around the world for the chance to win a million dollars, I would finish right after the place that earned any money and I would finish second place on every leg, just behind the place that wins a trip. When it comes to second place, I come in a place way behind that.
My blog got highjacked by Bitter Bacon Ben, a dude that somehow escaped my frying pan and was bitter about waffles, pancakes, cereal and healthy foods.
At the end of the week, on Friday, when my natural laziness manifested itself, I found scary pictures of things that would scare even the bravest of Bitter People. Bitter Friday Pictures turned into Early Friday Halloween Bitter Pictures.
I tweeted stuff:
People commented about stuff:
“I think that last picture with the burger was probably the scariest for vegetarians or unclogged artery lovers.” Katie
“Yes. Picture of human eating swill on bread. I am terrified witless. 
” FloridaBourne
“Look, I just blogged about being a fat guy so your hacker has officially offended me. Not to mention my favorite color, song and place to vacation all has the same one word answer… bacon.” jamesrdraven
“Maybe the Amazing race needs to change the teams to three people like separated husband and wife accompanied by divorce lawyer, or constantly at odds dad and daughter with family therapist, or daughter’s weird goth boyfriend. It could get interesting…” Artjen1971
And there were bitter pictures:
Halloween costume suggestions of me eating stuff:
Just blow up this picture, cut it out and make a mask of it. It will terrify your friends.
Most scary to me: Someone taking a piece of my stuff…ed crust pizza.
No one better lay a finger on my Butterfinger Pizza.
Finding a way to destroy others hope and dreams and stuff and helping them be more bitter:
You know what is truly scary? Wishing on a star, knowing that just like the star, your dreams are dead.
So a bitter Canadian Thanksgiving to those of you who celebrate that stuff(hope you get stuffed), and a bitter early Halloween for those of you that like to eat candy and stuff, and a bitter half marathon to those of you who like to run and stuff. And a bitter weekend to those of you who celebrate that…and stuff.
Arrrrrgggghhh
Bitter Stuffed Ben
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I’m starting to get into a pizza ordering routine. I blame you.
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And I wholeheartedly accept the blame. So much so that I think you should give your pizza to the blame.
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I like the “wishing on a dead star” one. That’s right up there with the “lucky rabbit’s foot”… which was unlucky for the rabbit…
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I just love that Disney made a whole song about planets that were destroyed millions of years ago.
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luckily, i do understand odds and your odds are slim to none )
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My odds are being anything but bitter are always none.
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They’re just getting the Christmas stuff up in October?????? Macy’s has really gone downhill…
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I know. Most people have it up by August. Lazzzzyyyy Macy’s.
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I loved the Kristen Stewart tweet. I’ve never understood how she’s an actress. I thought actors and actresses were supposed to be expressive, one of the reasons I myself would suck at it (I’m about as expressive as Ms. Stewart). Hmm, one of life’s mysteries, I guess…
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I have a monotone voice and few expressions, but I don’t get paid millions of dollars and get great roles for movies. She made those Twilight movies a joke. Not that the writing didn’t help, but regardless.
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I never read the books. Not much of a YA fan myself, though I suppose at some point I might give The Hunger Games a go. Everyone tells me I should.
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I’m a YA fan, because I relate to that age group much more than my own. I’m a kid at heart.
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Wow the dream crushing wishing on a dead star really touched me. I’m still teary eyed. Thanks.
Who knew you were so funny. I might almost join twitter now?
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I’m all about crushing dreams here. Or having the stars do it for me.
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finally, a math problem i can easily understand – pizza math )
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So you are a school teacher that teaches math that doesn’t know math? If you don’t know it, then what chance does a guy like me have.
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I am bitter about viewing that pic of you and that cheeseburger. Looks like an In Out double double, animal style.
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People are pretty jealous of the me and that burger. They shouldn’t be though. I had a stomach ache.
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not you, but the burger terrifies me, a vegetarian.
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that burger is the zombie of the vegetarian world.
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yes he is.he looks like the world’s largest burger?
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At least a pound of it. Could that be the biggest?
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i reckon it could be the biggest
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i’m sure they have made bigger ones from the guiness book of world records.
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i’m sure you’re right. could you eat that hamburger you were holding?
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i finished it, but the next day. it was so good.
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it looks delicious…they keep trying to get me to eat their vegetarian burgers here that are made from chickens who are vegetarian., for some reason, they think.
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you might as well eat real meat or a salad than try to justify eating one of those terrrible veggie burgers.
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yes . i like some veggie burgers but soy allergy so, one day i am going to make my own. i actually saw one on the food network
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what show was that on? did that veggie burger get last place for being so gross?
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i can’t even remember.. when i go to look it up someday it will take 3 hours to find.but no it won first place & miss congeniality.
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I feel your painful bitterness… and have one of my own… You’re not guest blogging for me!
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I am so busy! At least it feels like it. If something jumps out at me and I feel it strongly for you, but right now I’m struggling with my own blog.
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Bah ahahahaa bah! 😉
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All that swilling back makes me thankful the stomach has no taste buds.
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I’m a little bitter that my stomach seemingly is growing for no specific reason.
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Possibly bitter because you’re not Canadian and therefore can’t celebrate Thanksgiving one month early? The best solution – marry a Canadian, then you can er have to celebrate both.
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I’m bitter about anything preventing me of having a feast. It can be Canadian Thanksgiving, regular thanksgiving, Christmas, or Sunday Dinner.
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