Two days ago, I was sitting at work, speed running my tasks at my desk as usual, when a small crowd of co-workers with their phones recording appeared behind me. For a split second, I was thoroughly confused, because they were all pointed at me. Before I could figure out why the paparazzi was aiming … Continue reading Harassed by Shaq BFG’s
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Brownie Point BFG’s
What has been going on this week? For me, not much except an absolute homicidal maniac strapping me to a chair, gagging me, shooting me with a needle full of drugs, leaving half my face numb, grinding my teeth down with a huge drill, covering my ears so I couldn't hear the torture, then sending … Continue reading Brownie Point BFG’s
Sports Torture BFG’s
Last Friday, I pretended I was sick so I could leave work early. Normally when I pretend I'm sick I just go home and play video games and sleep on the couch. But this time, it was for unselfish reasons. Instead of being lazy, I actually intentionally decided to go outside and sit in the … Continue reading Sports Torture BFG’s
