There are two things I have learned about The Simpsons over my years of watching the Simpsons.  First, when I started watching the show, I always thought that Bart was the star.  He had all the catchphrases, like "Eat my shorts!" and "Don't have a cow!" and "Cowabunga!" that made him seem like the main character.  But after … Continue reading First Day of School Bitterness