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Godfather Bitterness

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I had big plans for this last weekend. I was going to see Dr. Strange's Multiplex Theater of Madness, and I was going to get some supplies for my upcoming trip to Scotland. In addition, I had a LOT of couch sitting and video gaming planned. Despite my family not knowing any of that, they … Continue reading Godfather Bitterness

First Day of School Bitterness

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There are two things I have learned about The Simpsons over my years of watching the Simpsons.  First, when I started watching the show, I always thought that Bart was the star.  He had all the catchphrases, like "Eat my shorts!" and "Don't have a cow!" and "Cowabunga!" that made him seem like the main character.  But after … Continue reading First Day of School Bitterness