I've been feeling a little down lately. You know that feeling you get when just feel like you could be so much more? That feeling where you just aren't living up to your full potential? I've been working my whole life to make a difference and just can't get over this proverbial hump. I just … Continue reading Fail Hard 2: Fail Harder
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The Bitter Owner’s Manual
Some people I know like to build Legos. Or rebuild engines. Or fix computers. Or put together furniture. Or mend relationships. For some reason, when they do these things, they think it brings some sort of order to the universe. It doesn't. What they don't know is that it brings something evil screaming into the … Continue reading The Bitter Owner’s Manual
The Bitter Gravity of Friday Giftures
Gravity has been working hard this week. Snow had been pressing down on the east coast; skiers, snowboarders and curlers have fought it miserably in a place called Sochi, and gravity has even claimed billions of dollars from wallets on Valentine's Day crap. Luckily, the old guy on those H&R Block commercials is going to give me all my … Continue reading The Bitter Gravity of Friday Giftures