Last week I talked about my horrible luck in finding jobs, because of my horrible resume, bad interviewing skills and hard to be around personality. Unfortunately, this lead to me desperately taking some awful jobs just so I could afford to surround myself with four walls and a place to put my pillowhead and food … Continue reading PokéBen Evolution BFG’s
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Waste of Space BFG’s
It is April 18th, only a few days before Easter, so it's spring! Are you so excited? The trees are in bloom, the birds are singing, the frogs are in love, and the sun, oh the sun. It's brighter than ever! WRONG! April Fools month! The trees are just as horrible as ever. They are … Continue reading Waste of Space BFG’s
Industry Plant BFG’s
For some reason, there are people in this world that like to garden. Some say it's because they like to get fresh vegetables from their garden. Others say it's because they like digging in dirt. Still others say they it's their therapy, or their way of relaxing. I have counterpoints to each of those terrible … Continue reading Industry Plant BFG’s
Landlord BFG’s
My son had a pretty great game last night in his football game. He plays defensive end which means that he is supposed to eat quarterbacks for breakfast. I wish he would eat more quarterbacks for breakfast, because then he wouldn't eat out as much at expensive fast-food places. His team was losing most of … Continue reading Landlord BFG’s
Musical Chairs BFG’s
A few weeks ago, we were watching the movie, Young Woman and the Sea, which is about the first girl to swim the English Channel. I wasn't aware that people could swim channels, but I knew they could surf channels. When I surf channels, I like to surf the ESPN channel. Mostly because I like … Continue reading Musical Chairs BFG’s
Spite Claiming BFG’s
I come from a long line of hoarders. When I say a long line of hoarders, I'm talking about the females in my family. My mother and mother-in-law, both hoarders. Both my sisters are hoarders, and I'm sure a long line of grandma's, great grandma's and probably aunts in there somewhere too. Growing up, I … Continue reading Spite Claiming BFG’s
Donut ever do this to me BFG’s
It seems like centuries ago, but my 30th birthday was on a Friday and my wife graciously said that she would pick me up right after work, so we could go to a movie. I was excited to go to a movie, but it was a little odd that my wife wanted to pick me … Continue reading Donut ever do this to me BFG’s
Storage Unit Madness BFG’s
There was a show on TLC called Storage Wars. It was a horribly annoying show about a group of about 5 or 6 people that would bid on storage units that had been abandoned by people. Audiences were intrigued by it for several reasons, I suppose. Some seemed to like the drama between the characters … Continue reading Storage Unit Madness BFG’s
Bitter Coating
Editors Note: You probably missed the Bitter Friday Giftures on Friday. Well, sometimes people celebrate the Independence of their country once a year. Sheesh, can you give a bitter guy a break once in a while? This is what I would have posted about if I was actually near a computer that day. Except for … Continue reading Bitter Coating
Keeping Safe in Dive Bombing Season BFG’s
I was watching that Kevin Hart and Bryan Cranston movie the other day. It was the movie about the really rich guy that was a quadriplegic and a guy that takes care of him. At first, Kevin Hart's character is just trying to get a signature so he can say he's looking for a job … Continue reading Keeping Safe in Dive Bombing Season BFG’s
51 Reasons I’m Bitter
Since we just had solar eclipse, it's relevant that I celebrate my 51st rotation around the sun by listing my 51 reasons why you or I should be Bitter. Lists - They are long and tedious and take a lot of time. The only one that doesn't is this one. Nerolinks - Better than hyperlinks, … Continue reading 51 Reasons I’m Bitter
A Bitter Galaxy Far Away
The reason I started this blog was because I was muy frustrado with the way my job was going. As an introvert and a customer service rep that hated the phone and talking on it, and a guy that detests hearing other people complain, I needed a place to put my frustration. Ironically, all I … Continue reading A Bitter Galaxy Far Away
Hitting the Wall BFG’s
I've played video games my whole life. One of my favorite games when I was younger was Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! (I only do that with two exclamation points because that is how it appeared on the cartridge). It was one of those games where at the lower levels it was really fun and almost … Continue reading Hitting the Wall BFG’s
Hand Me Ups BFG’s
Before we get started with the regularly scheduled blog post, last week was my 12-year Bitter Blogiversary. You should probably congratulate me on being bitter for 12 years now. Back to your regularly schedule blog post. My son is adopted, and his story is quite interesting. After I get famous from writing my first novel … Continue reading Hand Me Ups BFG’s
Bermuda Triangle BFG’s
Back in the early 2000's, before I had raging headaches and monster debt (known as my kids), we went on a trip to the Bahamas. I thought it would be a dream tropical vacation, because I saw James Bond there once. Then I discovered the Bahamas was just a third world country with one nice … Continue reading Bermuda Triangle BFG’s
The Eye of Sauron BFG’s
Here's a controversial statement. I've never read the Lord of the Rings. I've also only seen the Fellowship of the Rings once, the extended version, and I was so bored that I started calling it Lord of the Borings. I realize that some people will never forgive me for saying those words. That's fine. There … Continue reading The Eye of Sauron BFG’s
Shortcut BFG’s
When I was 6 years old, I lived in Long Island, New York. Real estate must not have been near as expensive as it is now, because we had this pretty big house, a long circular driveway, and plenty of property in the backyard. We easily could have built a Field of Dreams baseball stadium … Continue reading Shortcut BFG’s
FOMO For Introverts BGF’s
If you've been waiting for the best way to inspire envious FOMO among your friends, get one of these Roadrunner Electric Scooters. Or great Christmas present. Check it out on the link. Remember back a few years ago when FOMO was a big deal? It started to be a thing because some people (extroverts) were … Continue reading FOMO For Introverts BGF’s
404 BFG’s
If you're looking to be less fragile, by sleeping a little more, this will help.* About two weeks ago, I reached for the door handle on my Fiat 500e and my frail, 50-year old weakling hands broke the door handle. I was in a hurry, so I just tried to figure out if I could … Continue reading 404 BFG’s
A Link To the Past BFG’s
How cool would it be to give these adorable Link and Zelda sets for Christmas to your kids or Grandkids? Or if you are me, get it for myself when no one is looking?* Back in the day when The Legend of Zelda first came out, I played that game for 2 weeks straight until … Continue reading A Link To the Past BFG’s
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