I might get a lot of bitter backlash for this, but I've never been a huge Star Wars fan. The movies are okay, but if you asked me what planet they were on, I would guess Earth or Mars? I've never seen the Disney + shows or played any of the video games. I know … Continue reading We Will Burn Utica to the Ground BFG’s
Bitterness
Hanger Management BFG’s
As stated in the law of bitterness, the older you get, the more bitter you become. Of course, we all know that Einstein proved that theory in his later years, coincidentally. The law was proven in a similar way that Einstein discovered the law of gravity, except this time when the apple dropped on his … Continue reading Hanger Management BFG’s
Sell Out BFG’s
They say that you start to develop your musical taste separate from your parents tastes around the 3rd grade. I remember exactly when my first musical taste was created. I was in 3rd grade and I saw Michale Jackson on Friday Night Videos and I was hooked. When my family was in Denver for some … Continue reading Sell Out BFG’s
Nickel Pinching BFG’s
For most of December, I was doing what I do best. I took the last two weeks off, and found a way to connect with my body to the couch in a way that we became one. My body of hair, skin and nails became fabric, cotton and some spare coins that were stuck inside … Continue reading Nickel Pinching BFG’s
Wi-Fi Reunion BFG’s
I know you all noticed that I was gone last Friday, because your entire Friday revolves around my Bitter Friday post. I know you all study it, dissect it, let it rattle around in your brain and try to process the meaning of the universe each time you read the Friday post. I get that … Continue reading Wi-Fi Reunion BFG’s
Doom Scrolling BFG’s
Some people insist on using their mouth holes all the time, because they think talking is the only form of miscommunication. I happen to think that speaking out loud is the lowest common denominator, IE the easiest form of miscommunication. Since I've never been a big follower of trends, I prefer to communicate in a … Continue reading Doom Scrolling BFG’s
Copyright Lows BTG’s
A few weeks ago I talked about the death of movies. As I mentioned, the day they died was the moment the disease which shall not be named, COVID, killed not only people, but the movie industry. More specifically, I talked about how Disney was high on its own supply in 2019, with the release … Continue reading Copyright Lows BTG’s
Bitter Son Chips BFG’s
It was early morning and my little family of four was driving to Utah from Seattle for a little family vacation. My son was 3 or 4 years old and he just woke up from sleeping and looked out the window, and proclaimed as if he had never seen the bright ball of light in … Continue reading Bitter Son Chips BFG’s
Bitter Nominative Determinism BFG’s
You'd probably shocked to know that there was a time in my life where there was a lapse in my game playing. I call that phase of my life the dark ages, between the ages of 18 and 26, where I pretended to be responsible and grown up. Ironically, the event that brought the light … Continue reading Bitter Nominative Determinism BFG’s
I Be Dead People BFG’s
It's been trending for more than a decade now, so cosplay isn't just something that nerds do when they go to a convention. It's one of those full-blown career paths, like gaming and influencing, that I never could have imagined as a career when I was young. People don't just dress up for Halloween, they … Continue reading I Be Dead People BFG’s
Homecoming Weak BFG’s
Homecoming's are always so emotional. In just less than a month, my favorite daughter is coming home from her year and a half mission to Austin, TX. I've missed her, because she inherited my razor sharp wit, my stunning introversion, and utter dislike for humans and interactions. She likes her mom much more than me … Continue reading Homecoming Weak BFG’s
Head Resume Bitterness BFG’s
My revulsion for job applications dates all the way back to the early 70's, IE the early days of me. I realized my parents didn't love me when I applied to be my parent's least favorite child and they roundly rejected my application. They used a sophisticated rejection software called crumpling up the paper and … Continue reading Head Resume Bitterness BFG’s
Bitter Feedback BFG’s
Every year in August, I make a trek to Germany to attend a video game conference ironically called Gamescon. When I say I make a trek there, I mean I listen to the a recorded version of the livestream on YouTube while I'm working on boring spreadsheets. The purpose of the conference, and all video … Continue reading Bitter Feedback BFG’s
Word Count BFG’s
I asked Gemini what the average number of words men speak per day vs how many women speak per day. Gemini cracked back with a bit of attitude and said that the differences of words per day used by men and women being very different was debunked by scientific research. Further, Gemini claimed that men … Continue reading Word Count BFG’s
Into the Void BFG’s
I'm really good at predicting the future. For instance, I knew by the year 2000, I would be married, have two kids, a boy and a girl and that my son would be fiscally responsible, and he would appreciate us so much for adopting him, that he would always listen to what we had to … Continue reading Into the Void BFG’s
Naming Rights BFG’s
When I was growing up in South Dakota, I was a huge fan of the Gladiatorial Games. Of course I had my favorite team the San Antonio Savages, and I had my favorite Gladiators, but most of them ended up dying ignominious deaths. Unfortunately, since I lived in Sioux Falls, and my favorite Gladiator team … Continue reading Naming Rights BFG’s
Dependence Day BTG’s
Hey Bitter Gang! (I realized that I haven't named my followers with a clever moniker yet)! Like most American's, I've decided to take tomorrow, which is a Friday, off of work. It's not because I want to, because Friday's are typically the best day of work, because I usually spend the first few hours writing … Continue reading Dependence Day BTG’s
Unstable Network BFG’s
I was born in California to a really old guy named my dad, and a really nice young lady I nicknamed mom. I don't remember much from that first year, other than crying a lot and pretending that I was too weak to change my own diaper. We lived on this street called Sunny Slope … Continue reading Unstable Network BFG’s
Younger demographic BFG’s
If you are ever looking to find a quick and easy way to spiral into a deep depression, I've got the fasted way to do it. I was perusing my recent stats on this blog and comparing it to my stats in April 2014, my best month of all time. I know exactly what they … Continue reading Younger demographic BFG’s
The Invasion of the Midges BFG’s
When I was only 6 or 7 years old, I remember watching a horrible TV movie about a spider invasion. A little girl was on a swing and horde of Tarantula's were crawling just underneath her swing. Clearly, it had a impact on me enough to remember it, but surprisingly, it didn't scar me for … Continue reading The Invasion of the Midges BFG’s
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