Hey everyone, I know no one really cares, because my stats have been down since 2018, and my blog is so underground that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can find it, but right now, I am writing you from distant past (Thursday). Let’s be honest, lately this blog has been much like a Twitter/X account for non-famous people. It’s like talking to an empty room. No matter what my audience becomes, or doesn’t become is fine, I will be writing on this blog until my last day, or until the internet dies, because I like writing stuff to myself.
That being said, this post won’t be the longest or the GOAT post, which sucks because almost every other week is a GOAT post, so both you and I will be bitter because of the poor quality this will feel compared to every other week. I almost always take a good chunk of Friday to post, because it is my way of saying that this crappy week is over and I can complain about in the way of bitter posting.
The reason why I am writing this post is because I’m using a manipulation technique called guilt tripping, because I want more views and likes. It’s also because my son in manipulating me, by saying he doesn’t have time to do his final paper, and if I don’t do it for him, then he will fail. So I’ve been working on his paper for the last week, and I’m going to work on it tomorrow morning again, because it involves a lot of research. Of course, I would work on it right now, but I’m currently doing a hastily thrown together blog post and working.
I’d like to do it tonight, but he has a lacrosse game at 7 pm that won’t end until 9:30 pm, so I won’t have enough time to do anything before I collapse with exhaustion.
I’d write a much more in depth post about manipulation, but again, paper.
So here’s a Bitter Friday Gifture that will just have to hold the three of you over until next week.
It’s May 2nd…
ARRRGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Manipulation Techniques Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I don’t comment or like much, but I do faithfully read about your bitterness each week. Keep up the bitter grousing!
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First of all, my stats have been in a holding pattern for a couple years now and comments are practically zero, so I feel your pain.
Second of all, unless this paper is titled, “How my dad feels about____?” You should let him finish it. Sounds like you have done research and most of the work for him and he needs to be grateful for that. And if he flunks? Summer school 🙂
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For some reason I can never spell maintenance and manipulation without spell check, do you think Microsoft has been manipulating me to forget my spellings using auto correct and their spell check feature?
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good luck with all you have to do
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First M’Lord,
I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL?!
Why didn’t you tell us this before? Now we can send it our squirrel Cult to go back in time and erase your enemies like Terminator, only in our case it will actually work!
In fact, we can use ray guns from outer space to sterilize your enemies BEFORE THEIR FATHERS BUST AND CREATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe even use a type of reverse viagra effect to do it. Like force them to watch Rush Limbaugh naked for an hour or so. That should do the trick!
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