This blog is many things, but one thing it is not is a fashion blog. You will not see an Outfit of the Day, or multiple photos of me trying different outfits on. I will not be giving the best tips for get the best deals on clothes during Black Friday. If anything, I will give you terrible tips and how not to match (get dressed in the dark) or just grabbing the thing that fits out of your closet. Make sure not to polish your shoes and make sure there are not any holes in your jeans, because those aren’t cool at all. The great thing about bad fashion is that not only does it require any time, but it also requires no effort. And anything that requires no effort is my kind of thing. Also something that requires no effort are they Bitter Friday Giftures.
Thank goodness she saved…
…that glass. Wouldn’t have been able to replace that.
Look at this dad…
…stealing a ball away from his kid who wanted to catch it.
Here’s a fashion tip…
…dress like everyone else.
Also…
…make sure you copy everyone.
If you want to stand out…
…make sure you fail spectacularly.
Just make sure you use your head…
…for useless things.
Make sure you…
…ramp up your energy.
Don’t be sassy…
…or you might get slapped.
Just be careful…
…Tom Cruise is watching you.
Just make sure you…
…don’t play Dodgeball in school.
I hate it when there is miscommunication…
…on the behind the back trophy passes.
Hit it…hit it…hit it…
….COME ON!
Well those are your fashion tips of the day. I hope you are well on your way to becoming a fashion nocon.
Any bad fashion tips for others?
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
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PS….My good fashion tip for others: Don’t get dressed in the dark. Ha. 😀 Story behind this, but I won’t share it now.
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I have a lot of experience getting dressed in the dark, and unfortunately nobody notices, because it is the same as me dressing in the light.
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HA! 😛
Well one time I put on shoes in the dark and I put on a black shoe and a navy blue shoe (both shoes were the same style) and didn’t know it until I got to work. 😛
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Well, I almost never match and I either do it on purpose or when I am dressing in the dark. It’s when I am matching that people notice.
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Not a fashion blog? No people in the office are giving me looks. I thought sweat pants and a dirty tee was all the rage!
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It is around me. I’ll be like, wow, where did you get those amazing sweatpants with the stains on them?
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The “in” fashion wear includes a red beret this winter, hoodies are out…believe me down here, they are out.
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That is why I wear hoodies. Because I am out.
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Hoodies are quite popular here in Florida.
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I can imagine. Because why wouldn’t you want to be really hot and sweaty in a hoodie when you could be nice and cool in shorts?
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Exactly. Preferably wool
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Wool is definitely good for the itching.
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it’s my favorite go to for itching. 🙂
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Wool is definitely one of the easier things to itch about. On the other hand, I think poison oak is a good thing too.
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Wool…poison oak. Let me think about it.
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I think poisonous oak, because it at least it looks cool for a while. A sweater, not so much.
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