I did work. I did work that I didn’t get paid for. That’s right. I did a guest post. On someone else’s blog. Not on mine. So you’re telling me that is how all guest posts work? Ugggh. Anyways, I just wanted to make it clear that I did something out of the bitterness of my heart for someone else.
Oh don’t think I didn’t do it for myself though. I always have an ulterior motive, even when I don’t know what it is. And especially when no one else knows why. I may be bitter and not smart in a lot of ways, but I’m pretty tricky when it comes to gaming the system.
Actually, I’m really just good at gaming. And by gaming I don’t mean cards in casinos. That I am miserable at. No, I’m talking about confusing people, distracting people, and tricking people into talking about something else, so I don’t become the victim of the spotlight, or the FBI investigation. Are you thoroughly confused about what the heck is going on right now? Good because I am too.
So what I want you to do is this. Go to the link that I shall so bitterly provide, click on that link and read the post.
I may have throngs of bitterly crazed maniacs with nothing better to do that be bitter, but this girl that asked me to do a guest post, doesn’t. And on top of that, she is way more talented than me, when it comes to existing, etc., especially when it comes to art, so like the post, follow the girls blog and start moving your bitterness to something productive for once (unlike me). Got it? Of course like my post first, then go over there and do all those things I instructed you to do. Oh and here is a shiny gif for making it all the way to the end of this post.
Bitter Guest Poser Ben