It’s snow fair Friday Giftures

 

Don’t you just love when it is the first snow of the year and everyone drives on the road like they are one of those horses that are just born and are trying to walk for the first time? I really do enjoy seeing all the cars in ditches, and cars sliding around like they are taking their first steps, especially the SUV’s that have 4 wheel drive and anti-lock brakes and air bags and still end up in ditches while my super nice Dodge Caliber is just steadily climbing the ice climbs like an expert mountain climber doing a small mountain after climbing Everest. I love seeing carnage all around me like Tony Stark in Iron Man when raises his fist and missles land on the ground. I think I just used a record amount of bad metaphors for an opening paragraph in a blog like a guy from a movie voiceover….uh, let’s just get to the Giftures.

Man life is just…

Man

…such a drag.

Stuff a cat in a box…

...

…Just do it.

Alright dogs and babies…

...

…time for you to take a spin.

Driving can sometimes feel…

...

…so plane.

High plains drifting…

...

…is quite a scream.

Sometimes you can’t…

...

…break through the glass ceiling or door.

Sometimes things can be scary…

..

…things will be pretty hairraising.

Some days it feels like you are…

...

…just walking all day in the wrong direction.

And that life is just trying…

...

…to dump soda all over your face.

And you work so hard…

...

…and you still end up in the same place.

And you run around in circles all day…

sdfdf

…and still get slammed in the face.

Thankfully at the end of the day…

...

…you can just wake up and do it all over again tomorrow.

That’s the bitter thing about snow. Despite the fact that you should stay inside doing nothing, something drives you to go outside, get into a car and play a winter Slip N’ Slide. At least there are some good YouTube videos that come from all the carnage.

ARRRRGGGHHHHH

Bitter Snow Fair Ben

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42 thoughts on “It’s snow fair Friday Giftures

  1. SNOW? O_o We’ve only had rain storms thus far. I don’t really like snow. I mean, I do, but only when I get to jump around in the unwalked-on bits, not when I have to drive. Your gifs were brilliant as ever, btw. My mum especially liked the one with the dancing dog and kid :’)

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  3. My favorite bitter gifture was the moronic girl trying to do pirouettes or jetes in the middle of her kitchen. She deserves to go flying into the cabinetry. Why? Because the kitchen is not the place to hold your performance of Swan Lake. You are not going to be on Dancing with the Stars nor are you going to be on So You Think You Can Dance because you can’t. It’s bitter but it’s the truth. As for driving in snow, it is the same with rain. Weather makes me bitter because I have to share the road with other people who are bitterly trying to get somewhere at the same time as me. Thanks for making the pending weekend amazingly bitter.

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