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Your aunt’s leftover pea soup.
Encyclopedia salespeople.
A space shuttle flight to beautiful sunshiny sun.
A Periscope of your friends surgery.
Wanna try new garbage scented Mouthwash
Indoor fireworks.
Casual high speed chase on Thursday at 5 pm on the 405.
Pumpkin Fight.
To being Elon Musk’s insurance agent.
Wanna be a cat scratching post?
Wanna see what happens in you stick your hand in the fan?
Wanna go to work tomorrow?
Wanna go on a road trip to Russia?
On the Bachelor: Will you marry me?
Wanna help me clean up some cow patties?
Can my kids come over for a few hours?
Butterflies.
Butterflies.
Scary stories.
Or whatever.
Bunnies.
Hey, you should check out this Ben’s Bitter Blog.
ARRRRGGGHHH
Bitter NO’zzz Ben
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