Hey guys, remember my post yesterday? You know, the one where I was reporting the news about the evil cloud empire and at the end I was being taken away because I was spilling all their guarded secrets? (Did you know when you put data in the cloud they are just stealing all your credit cards and spending all your money?) Yeah, well not one of you even offered to come and try to save me, so of course it was all up to me to escape. Thanks so much! (I say with a raged and fake bitter smile on my face!) Just for that, I’m going to make you all suffer unimaginably by cursing you gif style. Take that you disloyal followers who don’t care whether I live or die! Take these gifs and have a terrible Friday! A bitter curse on you all!
I curse you…
I curse you….
I curse you…
I curse you…
I curse you…
I curse you…
I curse you…
I curse you…
I curse you…
I curse you…
I curse you…
I curse your…
But worst of all, I curse you to read this blog forever. Reading its mistakes, cringing at its content, and wishing that you did something more with your life.
Bitter Friday Bitterians
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
Bitter Cursed Ben
Riding an ice block into church is > riding a unicorn!
LikeLike
Unicorns can get a little tricky, especially when their horn goes backwards and you are a dude.
LikeLike
Therefore freezing > impaling?
LikeLike
I agree.
LikeLike
Read this blog forever? I’ve already been reading it since near the beginning. Your sorcery has worked.
LikeLike
My scocery has only worked on you apparently. Perhaps you are the most easily suseptable to bitter magic.
LikeLike
Pingback: In case you missed it…because you were outdooring | Ben's Bitter Blog
Ben, that’s just not fair! I wasn’t even home–I was in a southern state and did not check my email at all, so now you curse a faithful reader. Take it off! Take it off now! I have Italian curses that are very powerful, so don’t mess with me, man. I can curdle your spaghetti sauce like nothin’.
LikeLike
I’m sure you could curse me something fierce, but I’m sure it isn’t any worse than the ones I am currently in the middle of.
LikeLike
You know, I think I’d feel more cursed if my domino pyramid fell apart while the camera weren’t recording it. It’s just such a beautiful domino-fall, you know?
LikeLike
The dominos probably represent that guys life, so he is probably pretty bitter that his life just fell apart before his very eyes.
LikeLike
Oh. You were serious about that? The cloud told me you were just kidding. The clouds, they lie to me. You know how it is.
LikeLike
I think you and the clouds are in a conspiracy to get me. Don’t deny it.
LikeLike
And a voodoo curse on you BB. (Those one-two jabs really hurt!)
LikeLike
So you do voodoo, oh poo poo.
LikeLike
I suddenly feel utterly uplifted; like those cows in the middle of tornadoes.
LikeLike
That’s what happens when you have your head in the clouds. You think you are being uplifted.
LikeLike
May I speak to pizza?
LikeLike
This is pizza. How may I not help you?
LikeLike
I happily accept your curse and raise you a poltergeist visitation. Lucy
LikeLike
I call on the poltergeist visitation and raise you a Patronus.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ill see your Patronus and raise you a densaugeo.
LikeLike
I wish I knew what a densaugeo was, but anyways, I raise you a goblin.
LikeLike
I’ll gett you back, BIG time!
LikeLike
Now I’m in trouble.
LikeLike
i’m sorry i couldn’t save you because a cloud took my head away. why didn’t you save me, so i could save you.
LikeLike
Because you didn’t save me.
LikeLike
it’s the clouds fault
LikeLike
it was hard to see through the clouds.
LikeLike
yes it’s foggy inside clouds, except when Endora rides a plane through the clouds
LikeLike
at least someone is fighting against the clouds.
LikeLike
endora fights everyone. she can turn you into a cloud
LikeLike
She could make me all misty.
LikeLike
sing misty again sam
LikeLike
My vision is kind of clouded.
LikeLike
b/c you live in a state that’s always cloudy
LikeLike
Or it could be because I am losing my vision.
LikeLike
i couldn’t see what you were saying.LOL .. i have olive oil in my eyes
LikeLike
Popeye has some Olive Oil in his spinach.
LikeLike
LOL yes he does..my eyelashes need olive oil.
LikeLike
My bitterness needs some spinach.
LikeLike
i was getting ready to throw some spinach away .
vinegar makes spinach bitter & me also
LikeLike
Talk to popeye about that.
LikeLike
do you think i can find popeye if i walk to the beach.
LikeLike
Yep, he is the one fighting all the Brutuses on the beach.
LikeLike
i will look for him.. i am on the porch, b/c it’s raining in the hall & this man ran by 5 x’s, but in the same direction.LOL .. how did he do that… one way sidewalk to beach.
LikeLike
I guess he is scoping you out. Plus he is magic.
LikeLike
who was i looking for i forgot? & forgot what i was going to tell you..easter bunny uses scope or listerine?
LikeLike
a man that was on the beach that kept walking by.
LikeLike
oh no we are down to 2 from 10 comments now. you are mad b/c i didn’t save you.
LikeLike
We are down to 2 comments? Sorry. I’m just so busy at work. Sorry.
LikeLike
oh it’s alright.i’m busy thinking about where i will go what will become of me. lol
LikeLike
because you will be in the hospital with all the asbestos?
LikeLike
mold…..built in 1989 ,so no asbestos..ward cleaver , beaver’s dad has asbestos gloves
LikeLike
does mold attract mice, because they always hanging around our house.
LikeLike
cheese attracts mice. raccoons attract mice
LikeLike
Racoons need to eat mice.
LikeLike
raccoonnns need to move to scotland.
i have raccoon hiku.
LikeLike
Is Scotland nice to racoons?
LikeLike
i will have to ask your twin….my i keeps sticking.. i have to hit it like 3 x’s.
LikeLike
Ah how I’ve missed these. I curse you! Lol
LikeLike
Stupid real life is always getting in the way huh? Oh and I curse you bad, you stinking stand up comedianne.
LikeLike