You know how when you miss your favorite basketball game you can watch SportsCenter for 30 seconds to know exactly what happened in the three hour game? Or when you weren’t in Mexico with Jennifer Aniston(if you care about any actors at all) you can watch Entertainment Tonight for a 30 second highlight? Well I am going to give the chance to all the people who ignored the bitterness during the week to see the Lowlights of the Bitter Blog all in one space. You’re welcome. So, in case you missed it…
I did my first Bitter Broadcast on the whole new network Bitter Entertainment News (BEN) with Amanda from Write in the Wrong Way. (See above.)
I did two other posts: A Bitter Review of Barking Neighborhood Dogs (spoiler warning: they didn’t do well), and Friday Work Picture Bitterness. If you are bored and needing some sleep, this is an easy way to get your nap started.
Bitter Twitters you may have missed: “After an epic meal at McDonald’s I’ll stand up and say, “IVE GOT SALTWATER IN MY VEINS!” and drop the mic.”
“Angry Tweets: A game where you fling angry insults at your bitter rivals, “The Morons” and “The Sarcastically Challenged”.
“Yawning is my excuse to accidentally punch people in the face as they walk by.”
How about some Bitter Pictures?
Another Bitter thing about weekends and vacation days!
I waited until just now to do the lowlights.
This is how my wife found me when I was lost.
Have a bitter Weekend.
Arrrghh
Bitter Missed it Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
Another day, another laugh. Not bitter. Thanks!
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We’ll keep working on you then.
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Hi! I’ve enjoyed your blog and have decided to nominate you for a Liebster Award.
Here is your nomination: http://myamusingdispositions.wordpress.com/2013/08/22/an-award-nomination-for-me/
Congratulations!
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I’m glad they help you sleep at night from all that boredom.
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Well, it’s certainly better than taking Ambien. This way, I don’t wake up on the front lawn eating a tuna casserole from the neighbor’s fridge.
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Tuna casserole is good for upsetting your stomach and making you have bitter dreams.
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All of my dreams are bitter. I watch the news before I go to sleep.
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I am bitter despite the fact that I don’t watch the news. I make up my own things to be bitter about.
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i love the sleeping in one –
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And I love sleeping in. Tomorrow perhaps…
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bitter just got better
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Every day it gets more bitter.
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aaaaaaaarggggggggggh
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I’m glad to see so many liked Amanda cuz she did steal the show. She’s a natural. I hope this doesn’t make you less bitter, but her Affect + Poker face was the winning combo 🙂
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This does make me bitter. I might as well change it to her show and just be her writer.
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Ben it was extremely not bitter of you to let me know to come check out this post, thank you. I also enjoyed the yawn punch – it is effing classy! When we will stop talking about another installment of BEN and start being about it? Take a 5 minute lazy break and email me 😉
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Where can I download Angry Tweets? Sounds fun!
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I will make an App, and sell it to you for like a billion dollars.
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I love the lowlights summary. But love the yawn punch even more. So stealing that lol 🙂 You can be bitter that I am stealing that if you like 🙂
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Please if there is anyway to use it on people feel free to steal it from me. Heck you can even tell them I told you to do it.
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Will definitely go about yawn-slapping people from now on. And will credit you … kind of a Bitter Ben PayBack instead of the Random Acts of Kindness I was doing. Slapping so much.more fun ans I bet people embrace paybackk more than paying it forward 🙂
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I did a post about Random Acts of Bitterness. Now that is something you should pay forwards.
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Amanda= I’m roaring with laughter! What a natural!
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She is good. Maybe a career in Bitter News for her?
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She is hilarious!
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Agreed!
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Thank you!! I only charge $25 per autograph.. just let me know 😉
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You are really funny! Your autograph is worth much more than $25!
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Oh yes, just what I wanted… A lazy boy??? I think not. I called the listed number to offer you up. However, they asked what you were worth and I told the truth. I couldn’t afford to pay them to take you away. I guess I am stuck with you lazy boy!
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That sounds like a really bitter situation for you. Sucker!
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Oh my goodness Ben, I LOVED this!! Can’t wait for the next one!
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I am negotiating with the Bitter Entertainment Network for 13 episodes. It’s not looking good for me, but they might hire Amanda.
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a commitment for 13 episodes? it’s not looking so hot for them either!!
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Well, that was mediocre. I saw most of the bitter news except the parts I slept through.
My friends and I reviewed Sharknado.
http://agent54nsa.blogspot.com/2013/07/sharknado-review.html
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You mean you didn’t get a whole nap from this? I’m really sorry. That’s it. I’m giving you your money back. Unacceptable!
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Assume you know that Amanda carried that newscast
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No joke. I tried to get Brokaw to do my part, but he was asking too much money.
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I didn’t want to say anything but….. 😉
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