In addition to opposable thumbs and brains that do high level coding, one of the other things that seperate (along with the ability to use spellcheck) us from the apes, is the fact that we shave. Ourselves. I guess apes try to shave themselves, but then they would have big bloody cuts all the … Continue reading Beard Exclusivity Rights
Shaving
Bitter Apathetic Lazy Telekenetic Pictures (or Bitter Pictures of the Week)
You know when Hallmark says when you can't think of the words to say, express it through a Hallmark card? Well, Hallmark hasn't done any bitter cards yet, and I haven't invented my line of Bitter Cards yet, so I decided to have someone who works on a farm and another person who take pictures … Continue reading Bitter Apathetic Lazy Telekenetic Pictures (or Bitter Pictures of the Week)