Lost the Plot BFG’s

There are reasons why I hated growing up in the 80's (yes, I grew up in the 1900's kids). The clothing was hideous, the internet didn't exist, and the hairstyles inspired my hair to fall out. There was one good thing that I loved about the 80's. The movies. Back To the Future, Ferris Bueller, … Continue reading Lost the Plot BFG’s

World Building Bitterness

I like to brag to my kids that back in the early 90's, I worked outside in -30-degree weather. Awesome humblebrag, huh? I didn't walk to school uphill both ways, so this is my version of miserable suffering my kids need to know, anytime they get mad at me when the wi-fi doesn't work for … Continue reading World Building Bitterness

Filling in the Plot Holes BFG’s

The weather people in Utah spent all last summer moaning and complaining about the apocalyptical drought we were going through. They warned us to stop watering our lawns and demanded that we stop drinking unless we were on drop from dying of dehydration. We were assured if we brushed our teeth and let the water … Continue reading Filling in the Plot Holes BFG’s