Lost in the Woods and other Bitter Posts: The Epcot Version

The forest is a place full of mystery, wonder and trees.  Lots and lots of trees.  Forests would be awesome if it wasn't for all the trees.  If you haven't noticed, especially at this time of year, trees are kind of jerks.  They litter constantly, they are always swaying and scratching and making spooky noises … Continue reading Lost in the Woods and other Bitter Posts: The Epcot Version

The Bitter End…of the Year

Hey there, I'm Bitter Ben's Brain.  I snuck on the blog here because well, I get bored a lot.  As you might know, Bitter Ben doesn't use me a whole lot, and I realized that he hasn't done any year end posts.  I know he never will, so I took it upon myself to do it for him … Continue reading The Bitter End…of the Year

Bitterland

According to the calendar, it should be springtime.  After spring, usually there is this season called Summer.  Summer is famous for many things, like scathingly hot weather(except in Seattle), drought, kids not being in school (causing apathy and laziness), forest fires, bugs, sunburns, overpriced and terrible summer movies, and overpriced and terrible amusement parks(in other … Continue reading Bitterland