Landlord BFG’s

My son had a pretty great game last night in his football game. He plays defensive end which means that he is supposed to eat quarterbacks for breakfast. I wish he would eat more quarterbacks for breakfast, because then he wouldn't eat out as much at expensive fast-food places. His team was losing most of … Continue reading Landlord BFG’s

Bitter Bacon Ben

Hello. I'm Ben's Bitter Bacon and I'm taking over here.  Ben was too bitter to write anything this today.  What a chump.  I'm going to be the official Ben's Bitter Blog mascot.  Maybe not.  Maybe I will just take over.  He is bitter, but not as much as me.  Now that I have hacked in, there is no … Continue reading Bitter Bacon Ben