I was a walking disaster yesterday. All my hair fell out (I got a hair cut), I got stuck to the couch (gravity can be such a bother sometimes) and I cut my thumb while losing a fight to my eight year old. Some days are just more bitter than others. If my life were a movie, I would be the Clark Kent to everyone else’s Superman. I would be the guy that couldn’t get the girl; the clumsy guy that wore glasses before he got the makeover(contacts and a hair cut) that made him handsome. I would be the brick phone trying to make a living in Smartphoneville. One of these days, I will do something right, but today isn’t that day. Here are some Friday Giftures of others that just couldn’t help getting it all wrong.
This guy thought his weekend…
…would last a long time.
This guy thought he would be an engineer…
…and test the integrity of concrete walls.
This guy thought he would someday be a great defender…
…and hole-y cow was he wrong.
This guy dreaming of becoming a great skater…
…but could barely flipping get off the ground.
This kid wanted to climb the corporate ladder someday…
…but chute, his slide started early.
This guy wanted to be the Green Arrow…
..but I don’t think he had a shot.
This guy wanted to be the next Knievel...
…but he could barely make the latest news cycle.
He thought he could make it to the X-Games…
…but soon found out that life’s snow fair.
She wanted to start her own cleaning service…
…but found out that life doesn’t suck.
He wanted to start a forest…
…but could only figure out face plants.
Like Anna he just wanted to build a snowman…
…but found out that it was too ruff.
This guy wanted to light the world on fire…
…well, he’s actually off to a good start.
Here’s hoping that things don’t exactly work out for you this weekend. Stub your toe on the couch, show up late for an appointment, or fall in a lake. Whatever you do, make sure you film it and you could show up on this blog next week.
AARRRRRGGGGHHHH
Bitter Wrong Ben
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I’ve mastered the bad pun enough to where if I don’t hear a groan, I’m not doing it right.
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I did stub my toe but forgot to record it.;__;
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Well next time I hope you remember because then you could become Bitter Blog famous!
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My laziness prompted me to keep the folding step ladder in the kitchen unfolded, until my toe fiercely met its metal leg. Ouch! Sorry, no video.
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I keep waiting for people to not only injure themselves but also film them and it just seems like one or the other. I need to start filming for people.
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Camera shy:-)
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No need to show your face, just your painful mishap. Maybe fortune is more of a lure than fame.
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Where on the internet do you find these clips that show the dumb side of humanity?
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Google, Giphy.com and my backyard and neighborhood. I’m thinking of starting my own company of making really short films. 🙂
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To the bitter end. Thanks for following my blog.
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The Bitter End is a band that I need to join.
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OH Jeez, I was just going to wish you a weekend as bitter as your Friday but you beat me to it. No clever comment for you today.
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Well, I had a bitter weekend, so you got your wish.
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Would you have had it any other way?
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Not ever. If I had a sweet weekend, I would bitterly ill.
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