I prefer to have everything asked of me all at once, so that there is no stress.
I love the end of the month, because it is a way where we can all come together and assign tasks to each that we have been procrastinating for the whole month. I think it brings us father apart as friends and family and co-workers. I like to think of the last day of the month, as a house building project.
The end of the month is the part where the electrical people leave the wires sticking out, the basement crew leave a faucet running that starts a flood, the heating duct people turn the heat all the way up, and window people break the glass in the windows. The heat starts a fire, the water connects with the electrical wires, there is glass all over the ground, and the house burns to the ground and everyone in the house comes out of the house, burnt, electrocuted, bloody and glass shards stuck in their skin.
Then, the next day, the first of the month we regroup and build the house again. Bitterly.
Bitter Ben
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Ben's Bitter Blog 
I’m a terrible procrastinator. And the end of the month is when the phone company starts sending me texts warning me that is there isn’t enough money in my account, they will shut off my phone service. Thanks at&t. I couldn’t remember that without your pleasant reminders.
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If they could just disguise themselves as people that I care about then I wouldn’t ignore all those “pleasant reminders.”
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For my daughter, the first of the month means she will no longer hear the unpleasant message from Pandora that she is at her monthly limit for free listening and would she please beg her mom to pay the $3.99 for listen for the rest of the month. Why can’t these darn kids just listen to the darn radio like we did!
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Because that would be free and that would be like them drinking water from the tap and getting air from the air instead of paying for air to fill you tires. Arrrghhh!
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Tell me, is there a time when you don’t feel bitter? I bet when that day comes the ANGELS will sing… AHhhhhhhhh… (I think that’s them now!)
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Bitter Ben is always bitter. But regular Ben has some normal days and moments.
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I am always bitter towards the end of the month because I am waiting on co-workers to give me what I need to do my job. Today I am also quite bitter about the weather, as it is May 2nd, and it is freakin’ snowing in Kansas!! It should be around 80!!
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What the bitter, Kansas? Time to do the spring dance there!
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Day before yesterday. . . 85 degrees. Today. . . snowy/rainy and 38 degrees. BITTER!!
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Perhaps you should do a Bitter nature post.
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Gar…quit making me laugh. I’m still bitter about the May Day riots in Seattle today. And it’s only the 1st…I’m going to throw a brick through my window just so I don’t feel ignored.
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That stupid riot caused me to miss the Voice. Not that I was going to watch it, but it interupted regular television, which makes me bitter.
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Bahahaha – that’s some of the truest shit that’s ever Ben spoken. PAINfully true. Your blog makes my heart happy, and sad, at the same time. How do you DO that?
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Because Bitter is that fine line because almost being happy and almost being sad and never being able to be fully one or the other, thus causing anxiety and unrest because happy and sad.
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Word.
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This couldn’t have come at bitter time! 😉
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I have really good timing when it comes to bitter. Probably because every minute of the day I am. Why good timing?
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I procrastinated answering and now I forget why!
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Procrastinating is an art that bitter people perfect in order to avoid other people. Needless to say I have a doctorate in procrastination.
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A bitter LOL!!
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Reminds me of report card time, chasing kids for assignments, missed quizzes and test.. UGHHHHHH
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Reminds me of school which makes me bitter.
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