The weather people in Utah spent all last summer moaning and complaining about the apocalyptical drought we were going through. They warned us to stop watering our lawns and demanded that we stop drinking unless we were on drop from dying of dehydration. We were assured if we brushed our teeth and let the water … Continue reading Filling in the Plot Holes BFG’s
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A Bitter Tale of Two Goats
Come siteth down in a semi circle around me in the courthouse bitizens, as I Bitterian Ben, the court bitterian, regale you with a true tale of a King's two goats, some bitizens, and some blackberries. And when I say goat, I don't mean G.O.A.T. as in Greatest Of All Timeth, but goat as in … Continue reading A Bitter Tale of Two Goats
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