Just the other day, I was thinking, “Geez, it seems like I’ve written like a thousand posts.” And like always, I was wrong. I wasn’t even close. Apparently, I’ve been slacking, which you know is pretty much my trademark.
I have written 900 posts now. I’m sure you all think that if you’ve written that many posts, you have probably should have grown in your writing.
Nope. Still as lazy as I was 900 posts ago. Still writing about pizza, bagels, couches, video games, work and traffic. I still make the same puns, think I should get money for nothing, and make up all kinds of inventions, conventions, and mentions of things I will never do.
I did make some videos, but that was like 2 or 3 years ago. And as usual, if something doesn’t immediately pan out, I just give up.
Just like the Saab 900, I am reliable and boring. And boxy. Except my stomach, which is really round.
For all of you who tolerated the 900 some posts, I give you a bitter kudos. Luckily, I don’t have to give kudos to any of you, because none of you read all 900. I don’t even have to give kudos to myself. Cause haha, I didn’t read many of them. If I’m going to read a blog it should at least bittertain me. Unfortunately, the writing needs a little polish and a whole spellcheck department.
So to distract you from having to read this bitter mess, I have included a gif.
Look at me!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitter 900 Ben
Congratulations on your accomplishment!
LikeLike
I know. Now it is the 1000 mark, I’m looking forward to.
LikeLike
Wow! 900 and not a minute too soon — Congrats!
LikeLike
I’ve always been a procrastinator. I’m a last second kind of dude.
LikeLike
Too freckin’ funny!
LikeLike
I’ve never been accused of being freckin’ funny.
LikeLiked by 1 person
900 posts, a cause for celebration … well, perhaps a muted one?
LikeLike
A bitter celebration of all the posts I’ve done, but none of them are good.
LikeLiked by 1 person
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Growth is overrated!!
LikeLike
Exactly. Who needs to change? And growth? I stopped growing in inches in 7th grade, and growing emotionally when I was way less than that.
LikeLiked by 1 person
900!! Whoo hoo!! A milestone I’d day and a bitter one too! Onward ho to more bitter posts! Keep the ink flowing Bitterben and thanks for the laughs😊
LikeLike
I try not to look at it as a milestone, because running miles makes me feel bitter inside, and quite honestly stones feel pretty bad against my knees when people are chucking them at me.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lol! You are in a class of your own bitterben👍👍💕💕🐾🐾😼
LikeLike
Pretty much. The only blogger you know who is 100% of the time blogging about bitterness.
LikeLiked by 1 person
👍👍💕🐾🐾😼
LikeLike
Congratulations! Keep up the good work. Your posts are always entertaining.
As for me … my feels-like-1000 posts is only 153 posts. I have a ways to go before I catch up to you. And if it’s like most things in my life, I’ll give up long before I hit 900.
So don’t stop! You’re an inspiration to the rest of us.
LikeLike
I will do my best to get to 1000, then lay down and never get up again. Because it’s all about resting on your laurels right?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Amen! What good are laurels if you can’t rest on them? I’m pretty sure you can’t make a salad out of them.
LikeLike
Yay for your 900th post!! Please keep them coming!!
LikeLike
Only because you said so I guess.
LikeLike
I feel like I’ve written a thousand and I’ve only done 344. That makes me exceptionally bitter. Mission accomplished, Ben, mission accomplished.
LikeLike
I’m glad I could remind you how bitter you should be feeling. And I’m glad I finally accomplished something…
LikeLike
Wow….you look…different…
LikeLike
What are you saying, I’m starting to look a little yellow?
LikeLike
900 is good!
LikeLike
You would think so, but it has been so much work…
LikeLike
I can believe that
LikeLike
And work is something I don’t like to do.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah!!
LikeLike
I’d rather be relaxing on a couch.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Always nice!
LikeLike
You bitter believe it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I do… I believe in the bitter truth!
LikeLike
The bitter truth is the only truth.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Heh Heh!
LikeLike
Congrats!!
LikeLike
You should be sending your condolences because of all the bitterness you spread.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s my job.
LikeLike
I meant bitterness I spread, but you do a fair amount too. Either way, it’s getting spread.
LikeLike
That’s what counts 🙂
LikeLike
You are so right. As long as the bitterness spreads, I don’t care who does it. I’m just bitter that me and you are the only ones doing it full time.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Between the two of us I think we’ve got it covered.
LikeLike
Yeah, but it is so much hard work, that I think we need more minions to do all our work.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah yes. Littler minions that we can control. Perfect.
LikeLike
Basically so we aren’t doing so much freaking work. So we can be the bitter brains of the operation.
LikeLike
900 posts??! Damn son. I don’t think I’ll make it to 90. And from all the money you aren’t making, pay me salary to do your spell checking. Also, if you want to get a step closer to your 1000, write my damn guest blog post.
LikeLike
Oh, freak. I was supposed to write you a guest post. What the heck do you want it on? Do you want it on kids and stuff, cause mine make me bitter all the time.
But by the way, it wouldn’t count as a post for me, it would count for you. UGgghh.
LikeLike
That was the plan all along. Rope you into writing a post thats for me because I’m too useless to come up with something on my own. Ya write it on kids bc they are the source of all bitterness on this planet.
LikeLike
I know. If they would just stop being born, then we could make this planet more inhabitable with adults. Sleep would be back, cleaning would be less frequent and the laundry, so much less laundry. Alright, there is your post. Copy/paste publish!
LikeLike
True story. However we may run into a shortage adults at some point if we halt the production on those little buggers. I would prefer if you not Donald Trump your way through this guest post.
LikeLike
First of all, who cares about the shortage of adults eventually. I only care about this adult and making him more comfortable. The next generation has to worry about the regeneration part. And you better believe I’m going to Trump my way out of this guest post. Whatever that means.
LikeLike
That means you are going to do a very shady job of the guest post.
LikeLike
Then, yes, I am definitely going to Trump it. And I’m going to build a wall around my post and make you pay for it.
LikeLike