Extra Beef and Cheese BFG’s

Last night, I got home from a brutal doctor's appointment, so I wanted to eat away some of my pain. I ended up getting a burger with extra beef, bacon and cheese. ClearIy, I was in the mood for some beef and cheese, because this week, I've been observing beefs all over the place that … Continue reading Extra Beef and Cheese BFG’s

Homecoming Weak BFG’s

Homecoming's are always so emotional. In just less than a month, my favorite daughter is coming home from her year and a half mission to Austin, TX. I've missed her, because she inherited my razor sharp wit, my stunning introversion, and utter dislike for humans and interactions. She likes her mom much more than me … Continue reading Homecoming Weak BFG’s

PokéBen Evolution BFG’s

Last week I talked about my horrible luck in finding jobs, because of my horrible resume, bad interviewing skills and hard to be around personality. Unfortunately, this lead to me desperately taking some awful jobs just so I could afford to surround myself with four walls and a place to put my pillowhead and food … Continue reading PokéBen Evolution BFG’s

Head Resume Bitterness BFG’s

My revulsion for job applications dates all the way back to the early 70's, IE the early days of me. I realized my parents didn't love me when I applied to be my parent's least favorite child and they roundly rejected my application. They used a sophisticated rejection software called crumpling up the paper and … Continue reading Head Resume Bitterness BFG’s