I'm really good at predicting the future. For instance, I knew by the year 2000, I would be married, have two kids, a boy and a girl and that my son would be fiscally responsible, and he would appreciate us so much for adopting him, that he would always listen to what we had to … Continue reading Into the Void BFG’s
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Bitter Successor to the Empire BFG’s
Not a lot of people can tell you where they were on this day 20 years ago on this very day of July 19th, 2004. There was no historical moment to mark the day, but I can tell exactly where I was, what I was doing and how my eventual successor made herself known to … Continue reading Bitter Successor to the Empire BFG’s
Bitter House on the Prairie
Every time I have to go outside to do some manual labor, ie work on my pizza garden, cut down a tree, or mow a lawn, I feel like I'm one of those freaking kids in Little House on the Prairie. Goodness gracious, it's 2016. Isn't there an app for this yet? I think the … Continue reading Bitter House on the Prairie
Bitter Modes
Some people probably think that I am a robot programmed for the one dimensional purpose of being bitter. Part of that is true. I am a robot. And I am programmed for bitterness. But, there are actually many different subtle dimensions to my bitterness. I am programmed to behave differently in the traffic environment … Continue reading Bitter Modes
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