In the background, I’m listening to the New Kids on the Block doing their best to make a comeback. I don’t deny old people trying to make a comeback as I’m attempting to do right now, but at least they need to rebrand and call themselves Older Dudes on the Clock or something. One thing that will certainly almost never change is the weekly Bitter Friday Giftures delivered on the page. If I die on a Friday in 30 years from now, I hope I make sure I do my giftures before I breathe my last breath. And I have tasked my daughter to take over when I no longer can, so look forward to these things forever.
I guess I’ve learned…
Not everyone…
Even Hallmark…
People wonder what is going on up there…
This might also be…
Something I do…
Just when I think I’ve defeated it…
I’ve always found this is a fun way…
The key to life is balance…
It’s nice when ladders do their jobs…
This guy is working on his…
Just like me, this guy was doing so well…
And just like every blog, I start strong and then fade at the end. So learn your lesson from me and the Old Dude on the Clock. Just quit when you are ahead.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Bitter Old Dude on the Clock Ben
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Yes!
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Riding a big reel downstairs with a cupboard at the bottom … what could possibly go wrong? 🙂
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I’m thinking they didn’t think anything.
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Senseless in both, er, senses!
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I understand that you understand the understandings.
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Hopefully, QVC had him insured. 😀
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Yeah, they really should see if all these people in the giftures have insurance.
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Seriously, QVC needs to step up their insurance game.
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LOL! Yes, they do! LOL! 😀
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If QVC does have good insurance though, I would be glad to work for them, because I need some of that.
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Don’t we all! 😀
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As long as I don’t have to talk on the air.
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Thanks for a much needed laugh!
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My gifs are responsible for that. I just steal the laughs from other people.
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🙂
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I had glitter for breakfast, just saying… Don’t be jelly of NKOTB!
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That sounds gross. I guess if you were one of those people that stole packages from that one guy you would have quite enjoyed all the glitter that shot out of the package.
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What’s wrong with your like button?! I tried liking your response, but it wouldn’t allow me! It’s wonderful. Don’t be jelly you can’t have any Ben!!! You KNOW deep in your soul you secretly sneak out into the night to buy some glitter. Don’t play innocent!!
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The like button works for everyone else, so I assume the problem is with your internet or your WordPress account. As you should know by now, nothing is ever my fault even when it isn’t. Also the only reason I ever buy glitter is to annoy other people.
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What’s wrong with your like button?! I tried liking your response, but it wouldn’t allow me! It’s wonderful. Don’t be jelly you can’t have any Ben!!! You KNOW deep in your soul you secretly sneak out into the night to buy some glitter. Don’t play innocent!!
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Note: Never try to roll down a flight of stairs, on a large spool.
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Unless you feel like experiencing some fun type of pain.
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Friday giftures in perpetuity, is that a threat or a promise? I think the Homer cartoon sums it up best, eventually we all fall victim to a fatal error. 🙂
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I think that some of us have already fallen victim to a fatal error. Just because my brain is always sabotaging me.
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