Summer is the time when you should get home flip off your shoes and socks and immediately walk around in your bare feet, or at the maximum, wear your flip flops. Some years have been flips, others have been flops. This year on the blog has been a big flop. Actually, I’ve been pretty awesome at creating bitter content. The flop has been the views and likes. But that’s not on me. I’ll just continue to be the guru of bitterness, making amazingily bitter content while you guys just sit on the sidelines and watch.
Here are some giftures that are bitter flops too.
For instance, this guy trusted the crowd…
This dog thought she wanted a high five…
This guy was going for a back flip…
All this guy wanted was brain damage…
Spiderman just got treated…
This guy just wanted to crash the party…
Imagine this guys disappointment…
Imagine my disappointment…
This is my favorite way…
This is my favorite way…
This is what I do…
And don’t ever try to make me…
Alright, I’m off on a weekend bitter adventure. I’m sure it will be a flop, just like my summer and my flip flops. Hopefully, I will at least get to wear flip flops. But probably not, if judging all my other bitter disappointments.
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Flop Friday.
Hey! Hope all is well!
HUGS!!! 🙂
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All is bitter as usual.
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“Ah smells LEAF RATS!”
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Are leaf rats like rat farts?
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Love the doggie and kitty ones bestest!!! 😀
Hope your weekend adventure was better and not bitter! But, oh…then what would you have to complain about next week! ??? HA! 😛 😉
HUGS!!! 🙂
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I always have some to complain about thank goodness. That is the advantage of always being bitter.
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I just watched these with the kids and we’re all cracking up. Keep up the great bitter work, and thanks for the laughs.
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I’m glad your kids could enjoy such bitterness. I hope they pass it on to other generations.
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These always make my week! Thanks for sharing your bitterness with us.
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I have always considered it a big flop. Just like this post.
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History is full of flops that turned out to be very successful. The movie “Ishtar” comes to mind.
Wait … bad example.
But you know what I mean. 😀
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Oh my gosh, I loved Ishtar. Sun, sand and boring acting? Excellent.
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I loved Ishtar, too! I couldn’t understand why it was so universally loathed. I have seen much, MUCH worse movies that the critics loved. It all seems so random sometimes.
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I’ve definitely seen some worse movies and honestly ones that critics loved. Weirdos.
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Yes. I agree. Critics are so random and so weird.
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Sometimes I think they hate the good ones just to be difficult and love the terrible ones just so they can see how many people will go see garbage.
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It certainly seems that way!
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Sometimes I want to be a critic, but then I remember that I like to create things and not destroy them.
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Amen!
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I especially like the last one. Nobody had better mess with that dog!
And you are right about getting home from work and baring the feet. ASAP. J.
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I sometimes take my shoes off while I am driving just to get the process started sooner.
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I don’t blame the dog for running off with the sled. It’s what I wanted to do all my working life.
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I’m still wanting to run off and leave the job all behind. It’s unfair that you have already.
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