I hear the soccer or football is going on right now. Clearly I am not like the rest of world and even knew that. Anyways, today I was participating in another type of sport called the Highway luge. It’s a very dangerous sport in which you drive on the freeway between 2 very large trucks, with lanes moving frequently and try to not get smashed in between the two of them. You will have to tune in to see if I survived. While you are waiting for updates, check out these Bitter Friday Giftures.
This is another dangerous sport known as…
…downhill barefoot step skiing.
This is the opposite one…
…called uphill step wearing shoes skiiing.
This one is called…
…made ya look boxing.
This one is called…
…hey hey boxing.
This one is called…
…horsing around mudder.
And this one is called…
…the humaning around mudder.
This one is called…
…lion around mudder.
This one is called…
…down roof snowboarding.
This one is just called…
…stealing the paper towls..
This is how you celebrate…
…with a denied five.
This is how you…
…lose your roll.
And this is how you…
…lose the race…
And end your blog post. I’m still out here right in between trucks. Someone send help. It’s going to be a long day. Also, send pizza. If I have to be between these trucks all day, I could at least use a pizza.
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Bitter Luging it Ben
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I nearly donkey snorted myself into a coma.
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That sounds painful. I think I laughed pretty hard when I saw the kids struggling in the mud.
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It did clear several seasons of sinus cloggery. Mud and kids are like apples and pie.
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They definitely go together. Like Butter and Toast.
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Most definitely.
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HA! wonder what that guy needed the paper towels for!?!?
HUGS!!! 🙂
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Maybe for the kids in the gifs above that got stuck in mud. Maybe they were his kids.
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Hahahahaha, THAT HORSE! :’) My kind of horse alright!
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Yeah, that person riding that horse deserved everything you got.
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Laughed so hard at the “Denied Five” gif. She was like: Hey, oh, uh, oh well, I’ll just go and high five myself. Take that guys, one can play that game!
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Exactly right? I don’t know many times I’ve done a denied five. So embarrassing.
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I’ve been a victim of a denied five, which I found easier to compensate for then a denied ten.
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They should at least give you change for the denied 10. Like a finger as change.
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That might work. But no middle fingers—I’m partial to thumbs. 😀
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Fine. I will give you the middle thumb then.
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I’ll be wonderful—AND UNIQUE!
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I love when I give people the middle thumb. They don’t really know that I’m flipping them off, but I still know that I was.
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ah, it’s great to be so clueless in California. Why is everyone so bitter, I wonder?
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I think it might have to do with the fact that many of my followers are from California. I’m hoping that it was my influence.
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