Oh my gosh, seriously. An audio file is taking over the internet, going viral. An audio file. The last time an audio file was popular when back in the 1990’s when computers were first using them.
Last night my sister and I were educating my kids about VCR’s, the internet not existing when we were kids and other things. I bet until the stupid Yanny and Laurel thing, Millennials didn’t even know what an audio file was.
I’m just completly bamboozled that an audio file can go viral, but not one of my YouTube videos or blog posts can.
I officially declare both Laurel and Yanny to be dead, never to be talked about again.
If you need something new to talk about here are some Bitter Friday Giftures to distract you.
Clearly if you are thinking about audio files…
If you talk about this anymore…
Also, your life will start…
Unlike some dogs…
And some dogs…
Let’s just take a leap…
A good way to lose friends…
This kid is a future…
An easy way to keep your bouquet fresh…
Not sure why they call them…
This girl was really sad…
This barrier…
Well, that is about it for me. Just like the stupid audio file, I’m done for the week. Just an FYI, I’ve been pondering doing a Q&A post, but I’m not sure if anyone will have good questions for me in general, or on specific posts. If you do, leave them in the comments. If I get enough questions for a post, I’ll do one. If I don’t we will all just forget I asked. Heaven forbid I get any help from other people. Bitter weekend all.
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Bitter End of The Virus Ben
I was amused by the person who commented upon the which-name file with, “I hear clickbait.”
I was more amused by this here post of yours.
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I find the whole viral thing kind of maddening. First of all, something stupid like a sound shouldn’t go viral. The other one that drove me crazy was the Chewbacca lady. Like really, that is what makes you go viral?
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Love the scaredy dog and the jumpy cat! 😀
Did all the girls who got hit with the fan-shredded bridal bouquet have to get married next?! 😀 HA! 😛
Q’s:
Were you born bitter or did that develop over time?
Do you like sweets? Which is your fav?
What is your fav episode of The Office?
Who is your fav character on The Office?
I could ask you questions ALL day, but I’ll stop now. I don’t want to make you more bitter! 😛 My goal in our bitter/sweet feud, is to make you sweeter! Ha! 😀
HUGS!!! 🙂
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Thanks a lot. Now I have to answer a bunch of questions. This is going to be very hard and make me bitter. Look at how your sweetness is making me more bitter? I chose a great person to feud with.
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You’re welcome! 🙂
Oh, good! I was worried I was not a worthy opponent! 😉 😛
Well, just say, bitterly, “I will not answer these silly questions!” We would expect that from a bitter person. HA! 😀
HUGS!!! 🙂
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I will definitely not answer the questions, because they are so much work. Thanks for nothing. I will however, answer them. But I will be bitter about it.
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HA! You’re welcome!!! 🙂
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It has been a bitter experience.
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Question: which would you least prefer to have on your pizza? Squid or kale?
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You will find out soon, on my Q&A Blog. Thanks for the bitter question.
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Have ever written alternate lyrics to the Pearl Jam song ‘Better Man’ to make it about a Bitter Man?
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I will take this question and add it to my list of things to answer on my Q&A post. Thanks for the bitter question.
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Weirdly, Yanny and Laurel were the names of my pet gerbils when I was young.
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Maybe they are ghosts and are trying to haunt you.
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Almost certainly.
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It seems the most logical explanation.
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Question if you please. I recently have had some spikes. One day over three hundred hits. No not my relatives. What is a normal day for you? Just wondering what is going on. Because on the day of the spike I had not written anything. I am being read when I am not writing. Maybe I should quit and then I will be an accomplished blogger.
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That is a super question and I think it would be way less than you think. I will answer it on a let edition of the blog. Maybe.
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Laurel Hardy hears Yanni. Remember if you play if backwards you will be listening to the devil. I believe she is in Prada.
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I think if you listen to it backwards it just says, “Sucker, you got played.”
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I have a question!
Do you like any bitter flavours? Or what is your favourite bitter thing?
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Oh wow, you did actually have a question. Sounds good. Maybe I will answer it in a later edition of the blog. And you will get famous for asking it. But only if I get famous first.
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Sweet! I will look forward to my newfound second-hand fame, and try not to be bitter about how popular I made you.
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I can’t wait to reveal that question to the world…of about 10 people.
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Oh my god, this thing is ridiculous haha I keep watching those stupid videos that are like “Okay, so here, you can clearly hear ‘Laurel’, but then play it forward, it has changed to ‘Yanny’.” And I’m sitting here like, “I STILL HEAR LAUREL. THIS IS STUPID.”
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Also, who really cares about what you hear? Does it really matter? I just think if something is viral it should matter somehow.
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The dude offering advice on the golf swing needs some advice his damn self. Like . . umm, don’t stand in FRONT of the golf swing. And that bride throwing the bouquet to the “next bride” as per tradition? She may have been a communist, after all. Think about it . .
Questions? Okay.
If speech is indeed, free. Why do we pay for our reading materials?
I can do better, but I am all in on a Q and A!
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Oh, man you are asking a hard question. I was thinking something really easy like “How much would you like to be paid for all your blog posts? Or why are you so good at being bitter? Maybe I should just make up my own questions and pretend that you guys all asked me them.
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I can ask easier questions. I promise. And wait a minute . . . come to think of it, what WOULD you like to be paid for all your blog posts? Ryan Seacrest was asking. Not sure why he wants to buy your posts, but hey, to each his own.
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I’m not sure why Seacrest was asking, but I’m guessing, because he needs more bitter in his life. Or maybe he just needs to deal with Kelly Ripa.
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He needs a third party for every single thing he does, or even contemplates doing. Because if Kelly finds out that he was living a life that didn’t include her at all times? No bueno.
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I heard they don’t get along at all. Though I think I read that from a magazine called, “National Enquirer”, which I hear is a really reliable source for truth.
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For sure. And should you need further verification, check the internet. If it’s on there, it’s definitely true.
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Oh yeah, the internet. I forgot about how reliable it is too. There’s Wikipedia…and um, other sources….
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And if all else fails . . . there’s cable news.
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Less, I was definitely looking for a less reliable source.
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Hmmm. Oprah?
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Yep, that is the correct answer. She is the worst. Did you see her at the royal wedding? Talk about making me bitter.
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Ugh! She is everywhere!
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Can she just stay over in England and stop bothering us here?
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Who? I live in a cave, apparently. Maybe that’s a good thing. Perhaps you could use a “news fast,” Ben. News is increasingly stupid and fake anyway, you’d never miss it. 🙂
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I keep away from most news, but the stupid viral stuff I hear, because my job involves being on Facebook all day. Uggh.
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An audio file? Seriously? That is why all the Tweeps and Facebookers won’t stop talking about Yanny and Laurel? 😒 Well, I guess I should go and listen to it, or the cool kids might stop letting me sit with them.
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Nope you should definitely NOT listen. I’m trying to end this thing.
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Laurel. 😝
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Noooooooooooo!
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haha I only listened to the “sound that shall not be named” this morning. Gotta say I enjoy your Bitter Blog so much more. 😀
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Yeah, that sound thing is the worst. Luckily, my blog is only slightly better, so I will take it.
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I know the whole viral thing is wacky, but I really want to know: What did YOU hear?
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I only heard what I wanted to hear, which is…this whole thing is a scam.
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Why I no get this notification via email? Sorry for late seeing this. Yeah, scam is right. And click bait is wicked! Hi, Ben!
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Hey Catherine! Yeah, I’m not sure why you aren’t getting this by email. I will talk to my people about this.
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN! What did your people say? Short of that, I may be too old to remember changing my email settings on WordPress.
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My people say that you should subscribe to my YouTube channel and all the results will be there.
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Yanni or Lauren? I hear my brain exploding every time some mentions this idiotic conundrum. I could not give a rats fart what people are hearing. Ben – make it stop!!
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I’m doing my best. I just need to replace it with something stupid I’ve said or done on my blog or Facebook.
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