When we moved here from Seattle, we had a lot of junk. We knew we would only have a limited amount of space, so we had to get some place to put it. We were calling around different places to get rates, when a solution came out of nowhere. My sister’s sister in law had a house that she didn’t use a whole lot and was totally fine with us putting it in her basement. I also have a lot of bitter feelings. But there are so many of them, that my brain doesn’t have room enough to store them all. So I had to find this internet storage unit blog to store them all until I find enough space in my new brain. Until then, you guys are stuck having to deal with all the leftover junk. Enjoy all bitter Friday leftover junk…
These hamsters are representatives of me…
…at work.
This is representative of…
…someone driving past me on the way to work.
This is representative of…
…me diving into a new project at work.
This is representative of me…
…when they announce there is pizza in the breakroom.
This is representative of me…
…trying to help someone at work(I’m the cameraman of course).
This is representative of me…
…trying to take off on a Friday afternoon.
This is me…
…whenever I see pizza.
This is when others…
…try to help me.
This is me…
…trying to succeed.
This is me…
…trying to help.
This is me…
…when people pass me on the freeway.
The dogs are my son…
…whenever I get some sort of nice technology.
And a storage unit is what I need to store all my bitter feelings. Though there probably isn’t one big enough to store them all. I guess I will have to start renting out people’s basements as well.
ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
Bitter Friday Leftover Junk Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
What a wonderfully exciting life you live, BB! 😛 And you must have an array of colorful bruises! 😉
HUGS!!! 😀
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I have the most boring life. At least I like to keep it that way. If people could stop making my life interesting, that would be great.
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Ha! 😀 Come on now! How about a TV show “Bitter Ben’s Boring Beingness”! ??? 😛 It would be a hit! 😉
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If I had a reality show it would be me sitting on the couch, moving from couch to refrigerator. It would be epic.
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You will need an XL.
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There isn’t a place big enough to store all my bitterness.
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Got a kick out of Jet-Pack Man’ sidekick getting blown away. Oh, bitter storage indeed. 😀
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Yeah, I wish I had a jet pack so I could do much easier commutes, but they would probably take a lot of rocket fuel.
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Nah…just a 12 oz. can of Red Bull. 😀
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Yeah, I hear that stuff gives you propellers or something. A jet pack maybe?
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LOL… And even replaced Popeye’s can of spinach as a source of his power! 😀
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Wow, that Red Bull is powerful stuff. Maybe they should sponsor me.
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And me! 😀
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We could be the Bitter Red Bulls.
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I don’t have a basement… I’ll get digging as soon as I leave work.
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I used to pour concrete for people’s basements. It was a bitter job. Though all of mine have been.
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Work is a bitter concept! 🙂
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Work is just the stupid thing that gets in my way of blog posting and watching TV all day. Of course it is a bitter concept.
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Whoever invented work should get punished for it!!
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Exactly. I would like to invent leisure for hire, in which you get paid to live the leisure life.
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Please let me know if you do it…. I am pretty sure I’d be a good candidate 😛
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I know I would be. I guess there just needs to be more promotion for this kind of thing. Perhaps Hollywood again. Stunt lazy people are probably needed on set right? How could Tom Cruise possible relax when he is such a go getter?
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Maybe you’re just a bit ahead of your time 😉 Bitter-avant-gardist-Ben!
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Yeah, that has always been my problem. Always ahead, and always alone in those whacked out thoughts.
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Funny, funny!!
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I don’t think there is a storage unit big enough to store all my bitterness.
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