Pizza. The food. Cheese, pepperoni, tomato sauce, just the right amount of grease. A circle inside a square box, cut into triangles. And in most cases delivered to your door, hot and ready. Goes perfectly with soda. Foldable, sliceable, fits nicely in your hand. Fits nicely on a plate, and even when you are laying on a couch. Doesn’t require you to do anything but eat it. Fills you up and has all four food groups. Best part, leftovers. The food that keeps on giving. Kind of like my Bitter Friday Giftures. The gift that keeps on giving.
Ring, ring. Who is it? Ben’s Bitter Blog here, ready to deliver some fresh piping hot Bitter Friday Giftures straight to your door. Don’t forget to tip me.
Someone just found out…
…pizza’s here..
Someone just said there is only one last slice…
…and they have to fight for it.
Someone found out winner gets pizza…
…and they are going to “head” home.
Someone was hungry for pizza…
…and thought the mic was a slice.
Someone told the dad horse…
…this was pizza.
When they met at the mound…
…the pitcher whipsered there was pizza after the game.
The motorcyclist was committing insurance fraud…
…so he could get a deep dish pie.
He’s sad because his mom said…
…he couldn’t have pizza.
The wind isn’t pulling his bike away…
…it’s pulling him towards pizza.
The dad told him there was pizza…
…in the hole.
They are visualizing in their minds biking…
…to the pizza store.
Boy just found himself a wife for life…
…because she offered to pay for pizza.
I don’t know if you are all hungry for pizza right now, but if you aren’t then something is wrong with you. Also, I’m bitter because it is breakfast time and I’m not eating leftovers right now. Also, because I’m stuck here working and not able to get a pizza store to deliver me a piping hot pizza to my desk.
ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Bitter Hot N Not Ready Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
The girl in the last one is pretty savvy. Guy hands over a large bill for the food, she takes it and pays for it with a smaller denomination and pockets the difference. PROFIT!
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I didn’t even notice that. She just played that guy AND me. I didn’t see that she probably got a bigger bill and made some money in the whole exchange.
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I make it a point to have pizza at least once a week…and any leftovers are always welcomed with as much excitement (if not more) as the “original” slices.
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I at least have it on Fridays. Many times way more.
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How geometrically perfectly bitter! I am getting a pizza tonight. For sure. 🙂
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Now that makes me want to have pizza right now. But that is every moment ever.
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Kinda stuffed now, big breakfast and all, but that’s alright for tonight I will not be stuffed and there shall be pizza.
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Doesn’t matter what you have for breakfast, there is always room for pizza.
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Bring on the pizza!!! 😀
HA! love the dog exercise biking! 😛
HUGS!!! 🙂
PS…Remember The Pizza Delivery Kid on The Office?!?!
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Of course, I remember that guy. He was the worst. Don’t ever mess with Micheal Scott, when it comes to pizza. Or me.
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‘Pizza all the time’. A philosophy I can embrace.
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I think maybe it is time to eliminate all other choices for dinner. Then we should have some ice cream. Shooting for the Wall-E people chair mover.
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We just had pizza for dinner!
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It is what you should have for every dinner.
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I think it’s high time Evil Knievil got himself a stunt double.That motorcycle stunt was just pitiful—it was just not up to studio standards. So stunt guy—NO PIZZA FOR YOU! Signed: the Pizza Nazi.
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Thanks a lot pizza nazi. I’m afraid that I would have to overrule any attempts to get me not to have pizza.
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I’m relieved to know that you were not the stunt guy. Depriving the deserving of a pizza is worse than criminal. 😀
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I don’t do my own stunts. I only deprive others of pizza. I guess I could be the stunt eater.
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I’d really like some pizza…
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I would like pizza all the time too, so you can imagine how bitter I am right now.
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Haha! I’m making pizza today for lunch! 😀
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There is no other food that you should be eating on a Friday. Or any other day.
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